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To think some usernames on here are overly crude?

360 replies

SnackJack · 16/02/2009 14:13

I've seen some really crude names on here lately.
"AnyFucker" "BodybagMaggots" "sweatyarsecrack" etc

I can't believe that these are women that have chosen these names.

Am I the only one that thinks there is really no need to be so crude?

OP posts:
innurendo · 11/05/2017 16:46

I just learnt the word "bukkake".

Not happy MN, not happy.

BeautyGoesToBenidorm · 11/05/2017 16:49

innurendo Grin Actually, hang on - better NC for this.

GallopingKnobRot · 11/05/2017 16:49

Bukkake Udon Noodles

www.japancentre.com/en/recipes/374-bukkake-udon-noodles

BukkakeGoesToBenidorm · 11/05/2017 16:50

There we go, I feel like I fit in now Grin

MartinRohdesBellybuttonFluff · 11/05/2017 16:50

Oh no, so did I innurendo Shock

CheeseQueen · 11/05/2017 16:51

I can't believe that these are women that have chosen these names

Why? 'Cos women are supposed to be all demure and proper?! I'm not a huge swearer but I feel like becoming one just to piss you off..... Grin

innurendo · 11/05/2017 16:54

@GallopingKnobRot ...you're alright thanks. Grin

Purely because of the portion sizes of course, looks like loads in a bowl.

innurendo · 11/05/2017 16:57

Welp, there are going to be some shocked DHs seeing what comes up when they start typing in google tonight.

BukkakeGoesToBenidorm · 11/05/2017 16:57

looks like loads in a bowl

WEEPING.

GallopingKnobRot · 11/05/2017 17:00

So long as the DHs don't want their bukakke and eat it!

innurendo · 11/05/2017 17:05

So long as the DHs don't want their bukakke and eat it!

Retching and laughing at the same time.

I assume there isn't a word for that - not going to look just in case there is a japanese one

FanjoForTheMammaries · 11/05/2017 17:10

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Stinkymimi · 11/05/2017 17:11

Are you looking at me?!
Mimi is my real life cat's name - she passes wind occasionally and we all grumble at her.
Mimi is used to mean "cute" in France and is often given to a female cat (like Kitty I suppose).
I didn't even consider that StinkyMimi could allude to anything else when I chose this name, but it's been pointed out to me more than once that mimi is sometimes used for female genitalia.
So, what I'm saying is that it's not always what it seems.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/05/2017 17:14

Zombie I know, but I think it's discusting... Standards, ladies, standards.

FanjoForTheMammaries · 11/05/2017 17:14

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FannyFungus · 11/05/2017 17:14

Don't worry Stinkymimi at least you're not me!

FanjoForTheMammaries · 11/05/2017 17:15

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FannyFungus · 11/05/2017 17:15

Not sure why i had 7850 at end of my name

Maybe the OP thought that was crude!?

Gingernaut · 11/05/2017 17:18

AIBU To think some usernames on here are overly crude?

Fuck yeah! Any cunt can come along a use any characters in any order. I love it. 😁

StarryIllusion · 11/05/2017 17:21

I feel a little a little leftout...

FanjoForTheMammaries · 11/05/2017 17:22

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StarryCorpulantCunt · 11/05/2017 17:23

That's better! Grin

FannyFungus · 11/05/2017 17:25

Starry

Star Star Star

StarryCorpulentCunt · 11/05/2017 17:25

and even better without the typo

StarryCorpulentCunt · 11/05/2017 17:26

I'm so tempted to become Starry'sCorpulentFannyFungus...