To call the police on my nanny.

[MothertoJandM]

She has only recently started with us and seemed lovely, the kids adore her but I am seriously concerned about how she is looking after them.
The last straw was today when I came home from a busy days campaigning to find the hosue filled with strange men dancing around and the kids were filthy.
Previously she has taken them horseracing and ds says she let them ride on a horse with no helmet or anything.
DH asked her to explain herself and she refused.

He did ask her to leave yesterday but she is so manipulative that she convinced himto take the children into work with him, he has a very important job in the city. Well, she had convinced the children to give all their money to street beggars and they were so badly behaved in his workplace that he has been called in for a meeting tonight to "discuss" it.

I am at my wits end and obviosuly we will have to sack her but should the police be warned about how she looks after the children in her care?

just this out.

i think i'd just wait for the wind to change.

I think they placed an advert in the paper, iirc. Or something ...

Mary Poppins is a fab nanny and my kids love her.

Right, what have I missed?

she sounds practically perfect?

AH, rriiiggghhhttt!
Get it now.
[thicko]

she'll be off on her brolly soon enough, then you can all go out & fly kites, all your worries will be gone!

Not sure if you should wait it out, next thing they will be going to a strange man house who cant stop laughing

Oh for goodness sakes......

GO FLY A KITE you lot!!!!

she sounds like ours....check under the beds, bet it is a right mess

Were these gentlemen chimney sweeps or pearly kings by any chance? Sack her I say or there may be a run on the bank.

It's the dancing penguins you have to watch out for...

Oh no, DH has just spoken to DS as he says she has been giving them of some sort of medicine (they aren't even ill fgs) out of her bottle, and she said it had rum in it my poor children.
DS must have been drunk as he says they were playing on the rooftop, I just hope he was imagining it.

does she advocate spooning sugar into their mouths when ill? whore!

Oh orangehead, have you hired her too? They said they had gone to her 'Uncle's' for tea and they were flying....maybe she had given them rum then.

You really need to look out for her boyfriend. Apparently he's masquerading as a Cockney but the accent is woeful at times...

Chim, chim, chirree

Oh I have met her boyfriend, he's some sort of tramp I mean he's disgustingly filthy, and he's so skinny, DH and I think he might be a drug addict or something.

think she sounds great...all she has to do is click her fingers and everythings fine...what's the problem?

chim chim chiroo

Chuck her tuppence and tell her to 'go fly a kite'!

But I thought she was 'Practically Perfect in Every Way' and had the tape measure to prove it