to think this mumsnet thing is a bit of a private club!!!

[birdinatent]

I have been posting on here for a year or so on and off, but I have never really felt welcome.

No one ever responds to what I write, in fact I have sometimes felt actively ignored.

Now obviously that could be cos I write a load of crap that interests no one

Or it could be that very early on, before I realised how careful you had to be, I had an argument with someone who, it turned out, was a mumsnet superstar.

Am I being paranoid, or do people get unofficialy blacklisted!!

btw have changed my name for this.

does it rhyme with sod?

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I am officially blacklisted never mind unofficuially

The private clubs are in MSN, it's like the Matrix

oh wait...I just realised that might have been a) incorrect and b)cliquey

I think I started a few nonsensical whitterings thought provoking discussions yesterday bellavita.

Some posters do seem have built up a 'good reputation', and I assume they are the ones that have been around along time.

I have only been on here about 6 months, but because I told my mum all about it, I have name-changed 3 times so that she can't check up me.

Therefore I don't think I'll ever make it into the in-crowd

I've been here about 4 years and I also sometimes don't get replies. I don't really think of it as cliquey though - it's too big for that. Actually lately I have wondered what has happened to quite a few people who I remember as prolific when I joined...perhaps they have name-changed.

Anyway, whatever...

None of you are real, you are but figments of my hormone-addled imagination.

I was about to post

'How long till someone mentions cliquey?'

It's the mn equivalent of Godwin's Law.

Teuch you win a prize

I namechange on an almost daily basis.

And I'm still always 'in'.
(In my own head).

It's best to post with such a shocking lack of self-awareness that you assume everyone else finds you endlessly fascinating.

Then it becomes irrelevant whether they actually do or not.

A spreadsheet? How terribly passe. Lapin has a great big fuck-off database.

always makes me laugh when people say i have been on here x years

and i have never bloody heard of them

I've been here since 1842.

Lapin's fo database is being replaced by BigTech's fuck me! electronic tagging. All mners will be traceable by satnav. It's called googlenap.

yep all the team superstars are snobs

its mainly a t shirt thing

TEAM MN SUPERSTARS

26 olympic gold medals

Fabio - you lie. You're only 6 months old.

There's an in-crowd? there are superstars? can I have an application form please?

( she is asking if she can see your nipples zippi)

well she probably can see them they are the most prominent part of my body