to think this mumsnet thing is a bit of a private club!!!

[birdinatent]

I have been posting on here for a year or so on and off, but I have never really felt welcome.

No one ever responds to what I write, in fact I have sometimes felt actively ignored.

Now obviously that could be cos I write a load of crap that interests no one

Or it could be that very early on, before I realised how careful you had to be, I had an argument with someone who, it turned out, was a mumsnet superstar.

Am I being paranoid, or do people get unofficialy blacklisted!!

btw have changed my name for this.

Ok you've gone all clubby! Bit like walking into the local working mens social club as a newcomer . Not that I would normally be seen dead in one.

Clubby, noooo, I just stand behind Dior and bask in her radiated limelight!!

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working mans club like Dr Moreau's island inbred and reprobates.3 generations at one table all smoking, classy

Niceshoes not allowed to smoke now. But they could all be outside in the shed. Our local one has a smokers shed, looks like a kennel. Not that I've ever been you understand.

I can't believe none of you has reacted to my grand reveal.

sorry i only talk to club members

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I missed it oh fabio like one, I have not been here long enough

Fabio I have re read and am none the wiser.

I think you are having us on

naturally the one were i am heid cheese, and you all defer to my witty riposte

Tonight Matthew, I'm watsthestory.

See?

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wow - I'm getting so much quicker at these changes

Oh roffle

fast fingers and a modest sized heid.what an asset to any discerning club of cliquey maws

Ok so the cat is out of the bag then!!

I can knit you a new sock

This is what I mean by a private club, I dont know what any of you are on about now, I am just jealous cos I'm thick and I dont get it

And I was going to tell you who I used to be but I'm not going to bother now [flounce off]

I am not fussy! Teach me as you go though!!

'cliquey maws'

Oh my sides, SM

C'mon then OP flounce or reveal

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