to think this mumsnet thing is a bit of a private club!!!

[birdinatent]

I have been posting on here for a year or so on and off, but I have never really felt welcome.

No one ever responds to what I write, in fact I have sometimes felt actively ignored.

Now obviously that could be cos I write a load of crap that interests no one

Or it could be that very early on, before I realised how careful you had to be, I had an argument with someone who, it turned out, was a mumsnet superstar.

Am I being paranoid, or do people get unofficialy blacklisted!!

btw have changed my name for this.

who are/were you Fabio?

Scattergun eh? hmm, I think I have a grenade approach. I launch in and explode messily on many threads with little or no precision.

But I'd rather have a comic book hero approach and be ever so effective and just bfing prob sorted
IL wankers done and dusted

exactly, OO, that's the whole point. why would you expect to be able to namechange and have everyone recognise you just from your posting style?

I love you all too.
Especially the cunty ones.
And them what's fucked off.

Dior - I meant my posting style, not yours!

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when i started posting on MN dior seemed to me to be part of the inner circle, so i've always sucked up madly to her... am gutted to find out that she's a nobody arts and crafter.

Oooh, Fabio, how do you get to be a cunty one? Am I a cunty one?

[needy]

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yeah. go stitch a sampler about it, see who cares...

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Why am I the only one of FB with just 1 friend.
And that one person is my Gran.
I mean she's lovely and all that, but....

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You should never mess with an A&Cer....we come ready equipped with bunting and cupcakes!!

i think i've got your gran on my fb friends, hc. [fakebook]

keep yer filthy thought germs away from me, dior.

Probably Aitch.
She's a FB whore.
Adores sending naughty cocktails.

Oh phew Dior.
You have been on mn forever.
Surely you are in the inner circle?

I don't know how you get to be a cunty one.... perhaps you need to be nominated, seconded, then there's a bunch of black balls in a bag and .....

Sorry.
It was the thought of black balls in a bag.

[mournful]

Alas, me nads.

Ahem

You are in the prescence of royalty doncha know

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Lol!! Shall I bring my Kath K apron along too

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