to be absolutley grossed out by suspected 'pooh crumbs' in our bed fom when we had people staying over??

[Lowfat]

Honestly, I feel sick - I want to burn the sheets, the mattress, the bed and bleach the whole room.

IL's were staying they had our bed. We have just gone to change sheets with DH and found little tiny brown balls of ????? in the bottom area of the bed side whe FIL slept.

DH gathered the sheets around them when he saw them to prevent them from spilling and they are currently waiting to go in the machine.

The sheets will be washed entirely on thier own on a hot wash - at the risk of perishing the elastic, I would throw them away but we only have 2 bedding sets and can't really afford to buy a new one at the moment

IL's are not old or infirm, but FIL had a rotten stomach when he was here (or maybe it was normal but not a 'man smell' I am used to) but he stunk out the bathroom whenever he used it and then entire top floor when getting up and going to bed.

This is the first time they have stayed over with us in over 2 years and while I want to encourage interaction with our DC's I am not prepared to have my house made in to a smelly sh*t hole!

This is not a joke post BTW

[Backgammon]

[ScottishMummy]

adds interesting dimension the specifics of body detritus

toe cheese
pooh balls
belly button fluff

what is toe-jam is it squidgy

[Gobbledigook]

Pooh crumbs?! Oh my life!! ROFL!!

[zookeeper]

lol at this thread.

[zookeeper]

look out for the smegma

[ScottishMummy]

LOL that is a right funny word havent heard it in years

[Slouchy]

Actually pooh crumbs, spelt that way makes me think of Winnie The. So they should be sweet, prob a bit sticky, kinda a mix of honey and biscuit crumbs.

Not shitbits.

[ScottishMummy]

is that a new Kellogg's cereal. crunch ^^ watch out they have brown bite sized nuggets

[ScottishMummy]

Kellogg's shitbits mmmmm.wonder if it wil catch on

[blueshoes]

lol, scottishmummy . Don't tell ds, because he will think it is choc ...

[barnsleybelle]

You sure they wern't coco pops!

[ScottishMummy]

well in a funny unknown dubious body matter way they kinda were CoCo coloured and they pooped popped from some ole orifice

[dinny]

Oh God, I have nearly just barfed

bleurgh bleurgh bleurgh

[barnsleybelle]

The reason i say this, is in my late teens i blamed certain suspect bed marks on spilt cornflakes!!

Sorry...............

[greenlawn]

Anyone else reminded of that bit in Trainspotting where Spud s*-flicks his girlfriend's parents at breakfast with his dirty sheets?

Could've been worse is what I'm saying I guess.

[Kimi]

Yuck..... We have house guest at the moment and I am please to report they are very clean (all 4 of them) no nasty things on the sheets.

I am lucky that in 17 years of marriage we have amassed lots of bedding, so we have guest bedding that is only used for guests.

We had a party last night also so even more guest, but it is a nice day for drying and 3rd load is waiting to go on the line.

Stick some dettol in with the sheets lowfat they will be fin.
This would freak me out I admit, just like finding sticky tissues under the bed when sister and her boyfriend stayed [vomit emoticon]

[moondog]

I was a chambermaid when at uni in v posh hotel. Regulalrly found shit in the bedsand the baths.

[themoon66]

I'm puzzled as to why the poo was in the form of little balls. I mean surely he would feel he needed a poo and would go to the toilet?

Skid marks are more accidental I would imagine.

[Lovesdogsandcats]

sorry lowfat but you have made me laugh several times here...poo crumbs/scratching bum/blister on sofa etc

[themoon66]

Was there sweetcorn in there too???

[Lovesdogsandcats]

oh god just read themoons last post now i am really laughing..

[Lovesdogsandcats]

2I'm puzzled as to why the poo was in the form of little balls. I mean surely he would feel he needed a poo and would go to the toilet"

brilliant

[themoon66]

I'm building up a picture here...

Poo balls, no skidding, all over 'his' side of the bed.... we need to know the answer to the sweetcorn question.

I feel I know where this is going....

[greenlawn]

Perhaps he scratched it out and rolled it up for you for ease of collection.

[onthepier]

That sounds horrible! Reminds me of the time years ago when we had a friend to stay. Went to strip bed after she'd left + found the sheet stained with period blood, looked as if she'd tried to clean up with wet wipes but made more of a mess!

I never mentioned it + nor did she, however she did seem rather stilted when we spoke on the phone next!