to be absolutley grossed out by suspected 'pooh crumbs' in our bed fom when we had people staying over??

[Lowfat]

Honestly, I feel sick - I want to burn the sheets, the mattress, the bed and bleach the whole room.

IL's were staying they had our bed. We have just gone to change sheets with DH and found little tiny brown balls of ????? in the bottom area of the bed side whe FIL slept.

DH gathered the sheets around them when he saw them to prevent them from spilling and they are currently waiting to go in the machine.

The sheets will be washed entirely on thier own on a hot wash - at the risk of perishing the elastic, I would throw them away but we only have 2 bedding sets and can't really afford to buy a new one at the moment

IL's are not old or infirm, but FIL had a rotten stomach when he was here (or maybe it was normal but not a 'man smell' I am used to) but he stunk out the bathroom whenever he used it and then entire top floor when getting up and going to bed.

This is the first time they have stayed over with us in over 2 years and while I want to encourage interaction with our DC's I am not prepared to have my house made in to a smelly sh*t hole!

This is not a joke post BTW

[poocrumbs]

I'm carrying an eternal poo torch for this thread.

[RuffleTheAnimal]

oh thank god there is finally a backlash agsainst the spelling of poo as pooh.
wtf is it about?? is it a more genteel and polite way of saying shit??

its POO

i think we need a campaign.

[Quattrocento]

Winnie the Pooh is the one and only Pooh. I am very irritated by this thread maligning him.

[hifi]

really annoyed lowfat as poo crumbs have been on my mind all day.
also shared a friends bed and woke with similar things squashed on me, now worrying.

[poocrumbs]

What are your favourite puerile pooisms? I'm quite fond of Poo Stabber. I'm also fond of filthy spoonerisms and quite like Mr Stabber's alter-ego Stu Pabber.

[expatinscotland]

if that squash could talk, eh?

[piratecat]

thank fuck for mumsnet

[harpomarx]

that's it.

I am hiding this thread. I have never opened it before but I am fed up with the words 'pooh crumbs' appearing on my screen every evening.

especially since it is misspelt (yes I am a prudish pedant)

POO

POO

POO fgs

[MamaG]

She never asked her! Iwondered if mate-of-mate had left it in as a joke, but mate doesn't think so

[Lovesdogsandcats]

What was she doing with the butternut squash?

[MamaG]

my mate had a (female) mate flat sit for her

when she came home, there was a small butternut squash in teh bed

[PinkPussyCat]

(sorry too many !!!s)

[PinkPussyCat]

I wanna know more about the butternut squash!

pmsl at this thread! It has made my day actually!

[MamaG]

Nobody has mentioned the butternut squash

[expatinscotland]

oh, mouse, we had this pestguest that i finally ejected from our premises.

she just did NOT seem to understand our 'no smoking in the flat' rule, despite our balcony and being able to smoke in the stair.

i was 5 months pregnant or would otherwise have tolerated it.

[Lovesdogsandcats]

yes what the hell is pooh? It is POO.

Don't let this thread die, I think its funny.

To keep it going, anyone got any basty but funny stories to share?

When I was nursing, there was one senile old bat who had a penchant for hide-the-poo...as a student nurse, no-one warned me...I was changing her bed one day and COULD NOT believe it when I lifted her pillows to find several turds. Her own.

[mousemole]

expat - pestguests = brilliant word.
Cheap sheets from now on. My mother suggested asking them to strip their bed when they leave.
Agree this thread is quite gross. Sorry for my contribution

[ruty]

See?

[electricbarbarella]

Why the hell did I open this thread, i feel sick now.

[Flibbertyjibbet]

lol ruty.
Now you can't come on mumsnet for 3 days till its gone off your 'threads I'm on'

[Flibbertyjibbet]

POO ladies. The word is POO.

Winnie the POOH is a cute character in a book.
POO comes out of peoples bums.

Why do some of you insist on using POOH to describe POO?

Is it the posh version or summat?

[ruty]

[expatinscotland]

was it covered in custard, ruty?

[ruty]

i was eating a brownie when you said that expat. Think that's it for life now.

[maidamess]

a poster on here has changed her name to poohcrumbs