to be absolutley grossed out by suspected 'pooh crumbs' in our bed fom when we had people staying over??

[Lowfat]

Honestly, I feel sick - I want to burn the sheets, the mattress, the bed and bleach the whole room.

IL's were staying they had our bed. We have just gone to change sheets with DH and found little tiny brown balls of ????? in the bottom area of the bed side whe FIL slept.

DH gathered the sheets around them when he saw them to prevent them from spilling and they are currently waiting to go in the machine.

The sheets will be washed entirely on thier own on a hot wash - at the risk of perishing the elastic, I would throw them away but we only have 2 bedding sets and can't really afford to buy a new one at the moment

IL's are not old or infirm, but FIL had a rotten stomach when he was here (or maybe it was normal but not a 'man smell' I am used to) but he stunk out the bathroom whenever he used it and then entire top floor when getting up and going to bed.

This is the first time they have stayed over with us in over 2 years and while I want to encourage interaction with our DC's I am not prepared to have my house made in to a smelly sh*t hole!

This is not a joke post BTW

[harpomarx]

that's it.

I am hiding this thread. I have never opened it before but I am fed up with the words 'pooh crumbs' appearing on my screen every evening.

especially since it is misspelt (yes I am a prudish pedant)

POO

POO

POO fgs

[piratecat]

thank fuck for mumsnet

[expatinscotland]

if that squash could talk, eh?

[poocrumbs]

What are your favourite puerile pooisms? I'm quite fond of Poo Stabber. I'm also fond of filthy spoonerisms and quite like Mr Stabber's alter-ego Stu Pabber.

[hifi]

really annoyed lowfat as poo crumbs have been on my mind all day.
also shared a friends bed and woke with similar things squashed on me, now worrying.

[Quattrocento]

Winnie the Pooh is the one and only Pooh. I am very irritated by this thread maligning him.

[RuffleTheAnimal]

oh thank god there is finally a backlash agsainst the spelling of poo as pooh.
wtf is it about?? is it a more genteel and polite way of saying shit??

its POO

i think we need a campaign.

[poocrumbs]

I'm carrying an eternal poo torch for this thread.