To ask your ultimate wedding guest scandal?

[greenbean80]

Well, my story is pretty scandalous. I’m from Indian heritage … a cousin I had not seen for years invited by my family to my wedding - she wore her bloody wedding outfit her glam reception - red outfit - all her freaking jewellery I mean Wtaf and I’m still not over it and it’s been 17 years

Not at the wedding but at the hen night the week before the bride met her ex by chance and called off the wedding to rekindle with the ex!

Laughing so much.
That’s so funny but so awful for her. How could she not realise. Camel toe😂

Your name made me laugh too
@LumpkinPumpkin

My brother tried to call off his wedding to his first wife. He moved out, told her he couldn't go through with it etc, but his future ILs phoned and turned up incessantly, begged and threatened. My brother was young, easily influenced and a bit vulnerable and married her. She cheated on him, got pregnant by her OM and left him. She was also physically abusive and one of the most unkind people I've ever met. His second wife was possibly even worse. Happily, db is unmarried to the loveliest partner who has a similar tale from her first and only marriage.

At my aunt's wedding, her new husband - an unmitigated prick - was so drunk by the time of the first dance that he instead did a full strip tease and tried to do a naked pole dance in the middle of the marquee. It was horrific and my aunt cried and then hid in her room for the rest of the night. There were fireworks at the end of the evening and the groom was passed out under a table and the bride had been absent for 4hrs with various people going in and out of her room trying to console her.

Yeah, and sometimes people just Google instead of making a fool of themselves 🙄

There is only one person who is making a fool of themselves here.....

Decades ago, I waitressed at weddings in a country renowned for drunken fighty-ness. So many weddings had punch-ups they were barely memorable.

The thing that springs to mind was a dirty old letch who put his hand right up a waitress’s skirt. Unfortunately for him, she was pouring hot coffee at the time and instinctively threw the contents of the jug at him. He ended up in A&E if I recall. Served him right. Even the groom said well done to her.

I had no idea about this (I’m 60). Now desperately trying to think back and remember if I’d ever worn red.

Oh I did wear a red hat to a close friend’s wedding, does that count? 😱

I went to a friend's wedding. The reception was at a banqueting hall after the religious ceremony. I went to the loo and a couple were at it by the sinks. I went back out and another guest was about to walk in when I said she might want to use the disabled loo instead. She went in and I heard lots of swearing. It was the married uncle of the bride and groom's sister. The guest was the wife (i had no idea). Anyway the swearing and shrieking alerted others who came to see what was going on and there was a punch up in the carpark.

I went to another wedding where the groom was very much laughing and joking on stage but the bride looked disinterested.At one point she walked off stage but she never returned. Someone did announce that the wedding was off. I remember my parents saying we should go but the food had just been served and I proclaimed that I wanted to eat. I was 7, my mum gave me a look and I grabbed a naan to go. We got a chippy tea on the way home and I have fond memories of that day.

You hussy!

Love this thread. I've been to very few weddings and sadly all very tame. The closest I can get to a suitable contribution is a family wedding we didn't attend back in the 1970s. We got a full report later from my aunt, who was there. The hotel had a swimming pool and at least one of my male relatives ended up being chucked into it. Routine stuff for the hotel, I expect.

Ok I now recall I wore red shoes and a red lippy to a uni friends wedding (male) no I didn’t sleep with him and didn’t know these rules!

My now departed grandmother used to have a saying "red hat, no drawers" (knickers), so I think it might do

I was at a great family wedding where the groom and best man did a (full) full monty on the dance floor. By then I really disliked most of my ex's family so I was laughing almost as hard at their faces as at the stripping.

I also got caught by bride A with my hand down bride Bs top at their wedding. Luckily she knew me well enough to pause and realise we were emergency cleaning a glass of red wine off a white wedding dress but it must have looked terrible when she walked through the door.