What's something that men think is impressive, but really isn't?

[worldshottestmom]

Beep beep, come on traffic

Speaking of traffic, mine is when men (or boys, rather) rev their bloody engines on their cars that sound like they're about to explode. No, please, don't speed off, open the boot to your clapped out Corsa, I want to get in.

Also since going back to the gym, forgot how awful the men are there for showing off. There's this one in particular at my gym and idk if he's just mentally deranged or what but anytime he does any exercise he roars like a buffoon and I feel my vagina drying up a little more each time. It is so unnecessary. He will be easing his way through bicep curls, pretty much screaming and grunting for each one. Also has a horrifically embarassing habit of punching his chest, twice, every so often.

Give me your opinions and stories; what is something that men do that they think is impressive, but really, really isn't...

make my Saturday evening ✨

My god how was he not embarrassed to admit that. I hate nothing more than braggy parents

Hahahaha

Love that you're there to humble him. Keep doing gods work

Not hitting or raping their wives.
Taking their kid to the park once a year.
Not cheating on their wives.

Supporting a successful football team.

I want Christmas dinner at your house 😍

I can never feign excitement for food that I don't enjoy anymore. I've lost my ability to lie about it. My words say "it was the best meal I've ever had", while my face looks in pain and I may have tears in my eyes.

I hope that was the last Christmas you spent with him. A Quorn roast, for the love of God

Working full time and lording it over their wife who works part time but also runs the house and does everything for the kids etc. 'Working hard for my family'...by never spending any time with them 🤡

In fairness a lot of women say they want a tall man…

)Myself included …)

true

but so are loads of women. It's not a man thing. Women run just as much, or cycle or do whatever sport men do.

Endlessly quipping and wisecracking. Bonus unimpressiveness credits if it's smutty. Total turn-off if they pause for you to admire their wit. This seems to get worse with age.

I had to laugh at the "signature dish" thing. I'm always reminded of a chap I had a brief fling with who said, perfectly seriously, "People come from far and wide to eat my chips."

😂"eat my chips." I am not surprised it was brief. When I was younger I got told, "I do the best cheese toasties, renowned for my cheese toasties, nobody knows my secret." Like f* was I trying his "secret" ingredient! Honestly you'd think they were cooking a 3 course Michelin star meal, not two slices of toast with some cheese slapped in the middle!

Same. I love my Strava stats.

"Then it was Hyrox, and everyone thought he was great."

...and this one is for you:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/739293092306916/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Shit comedy which is written by men for men: Monty Frigging Python, Bottom, that type of shite.

I will often reply to this sort of thing saying - yes exactly it’s common knowledge isn’t it? See everyone knows that!

Oh NO. I completely detest that. Immature morons

Who cares what men think? Seriously...

I don't use soap powder. It just seems a waste of money.

Yes! As Victoria said men in swimming pools are "hairy torpedoes"

My boss is a nightmare for this kind if shite. He’s 67 and has recently really got into going to the gym. Every morning he tells me how many calories he’s burned, how many points he’s earned and where he is in the leaderboard. I’ve actually said the words “I don’t care” to him but still… every morning! 🙄🤣

This is a shitty thing to say. Do you ever wear exercise clothes to exercise in? They are often made for practicality rather than style.

Aw I was only joking, don't get upset

Gotta admire their persistence

Soap powder saved my life

Nobody asked if anyone cares what men think?

Hate all of em