What's something that men think is impressive, but really isn't?

[worldshottestmom]

Beep beep, come on traffic

Speaking of traffic, mine is when men (or boys, rather) rev their bloody engines on their cars that sound like they're about to explode. No, please, don't speed off, open the boot to your clapped out Corsa, I want to get in.

Also since going back to the gym, forgot how awful the men are there for showing off. There's this one in particular at my gym and idk if he's just mentally deranged or what but anytime he does any exercise he roars like a buffoon and I feel my vagina drying up a little more each time. It is so unnecessary. He will be easing his way through bicep curls, pretty much screaming and grunting for each one. Also has a horrifically embarassing habit of punching his chest, twice, every so often.

Give me your opinions and stories; what is something that men do that they think is impressive, but really, really isn't...

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Loads of men are obsessed with their Strava stats

No way hahaha that is actually so cringe of him lmfao they actually never cease to amaze me with their egos

No way hahaha that is actually so cringe of him lmfao they actually never cease to amaze me with their egos

Meant to quote you in my comment above, oooops

Ah, 80 km cycle ride in jeans and you'll struggle to have sex for a few days (if you're a woman) 😂

This really is how I feel about them hahaha like it just gives off "i think im a god" and you just know that really is what they think.

Male influencers = vomit

Vacuuming

Golf

My reaction would actually just be this

Right? Enjoy A&E and your murder charge, boo

I read this - notably the first sentence - without having seen the post it referenced and thought the thread had taken an unexpected turn…

I mean yeah true, I should have specified it can be specific instances of things any man does, not all men. Just a fun thread, that's all :) yeah I have profound hatred for dick pics. I don't know any woman irl who enjoys them and have a whole thread about how awful they are hahaha

Awww "DH isn't cool" lmao bless him. I do find motorbikes cool! I like cars too, but something about motorbikes is just extra sexy

You should get him a sticker chart

Wow, he sounds so elegant and proper. I can only assume he's a member of the Royal family

Tall people scare me

I always wear normal clothes when riding my bike because I'm not a wanker

Their fucking opinions.

Also they think women are hopeless. I was once reverse parking (doing it fine) when some twat banged on the boot of my car and started guiding me into the space with overbuy dramatic arm gestures. I ignored him as I was doing fine. He then gave me a thumbs up and I put the window down and asked what the fuck he was doing. He said ‘helping you get into the space!’ I asked why as I was doing fine and didn’t need his help. He hit attendant said ‘well yeah you get a bus in there! I said ‘exactly so I didn’t need your help at all!’ Prick

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Crying at this with your name especially hahahahah

Thought I must say, this would impress me

Me too, I;m 5' tall !

Nothing turns me off more than a man bellowing onto me that he is a feminist.

Equally, if he isn't a feminist, I hate him

If he plays golf, run

Yes short girlie club! I'm 5'1, anything over like 5'10 and I'm nervous hahaha

Guilty as charged …

Looking after their own children, completing basic household tasks, can they have a round of applause please?!?!

Hahahaha ah dear god I apologise for the confusion. Just to be clear, this is NOT the incest thread!