What's something that men think is impressive, but really isn't?

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Beep beep, come on traffic

Speaking of traffic, mine is when men (or boys, rather) rev their bloody engines on their cars that sound like they're about to explode. No, please, don't speed off, open the boot to your clapped out Corsa, I want to get in.

Also since going back to the gym, forgot how awful the men are there for showing off. There's this one in particular at my gym and idk if he's just mentally deranged or what but anytime he does any exercise he roars like a buffoon and I feel my vagina drying up a little more each time. It is so unnecessary. He will be easing his way through bicep curls, pretty much screaming and grunting for each one. Also has a horrifically embarassing habit of punching his chest, twice, every so often.

Give me your opinions and stories; what is something that men do that they think is impressive, but really, really isn't...

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"Are the people in the room with us now"

Tall man can easily mean taller than them vs 6ft+.

I only knew one woman that only dated men that were 6 6ft plus and she herself was 5’0. I think most couples are typically less than 5 inches apart height wise.

A lot of men also like to claim their 6 ft when they’re not and from what I’ve seen many people don’t know what 6 ft actually looks like.

Taking the bins out. Apparently it deserves no less than a massive round of applause, a magnum of champagne on ice and a fanfare!

The chips comment would have me laughing so hard if he meant it seriously I'd probably stay with him for comedy value if he came out with stuff like that.

It would be a perfect marriage: I'd be laughing and smiling at him all day, he'd be thinking I was impressed by him.

Yep!

Cutting the cord after birth, apparently this makes them the 'creator of life'. Um noooo, the women do that.

Most men say 'about 6 foot' if u ask them their height, whatever their height actually is.

I have a qourn roast every Xmas 😋

Telling jokes. If someone (always a man) tells a joke at a party, people will step and listen and will laugh at the punchline (politely or genuinely). This is fine. What is not fine is then telling a series of jokes and expecting the audience to carry on listening.

A hobby group I'm in has a Whatsapp group that's specifically joke-free because the other Whatsapp group is overrun with jokes, riddles and trick questions. The occasional one still slips through. #notallmenbutalwaysaman

Yes someone where I swim does this. He looks so pleased with himself but actually looks like a drowning seagull 😆

the "signature dish" cannot be seen as a man thing?

Their bbq skills, maybe, I haven't met a woman yet who is proud or even talk about their bbq. It's great because no one cares about the bloody bbq, it's food.

But the complete bore about their Christmas diner, their roast, or whatever dish they have decided on imposing on everyone else forever are mainly woman!

Cars. If it works, beyond that, who cares?

Some men would prefer to have a decade old BMW with quarter of a million miles on the clock than a brand new "normal" car for the same price. Utter pillocks. If you can't afford a modern average/low mileage car "look at me" car, then just spend the same money on a "mondeo man" car that may not break down as often and will cost less to maintain.

@NotMyRealAccount that's brilliant I hope you mocked him accordingly.🍟

A man once said to me that he has no idea how women shave their ankles without cutting themselves

Drinking a lot of alcohol
Jumping into a pool with a huge splash

My DH is a big splasher, he genuinely thinks it’s a cool and skilful thing to do. I think it makes him look like a bit of a fatty.

Not strictly true,people have eyes oh and I'm 5,4 but I'm Scottish loads of wee folk here.

I personally find tall men unattractive. But even if I thought they were amazing, it’s absolutely not a creditworthy achievement in any way!

Their boring stories about how hard they were at school.

The bragging about how shitfaced they got on a night out.

Their big cars.

Their ability to do fuck all around the house but when they do one thing like arrange a holiday they want a blue peter badge.

Their fingering skills which with 90% of them are useless. “Do you like that? Am I making you wet?” - no mate you are hurting me!

This is just 100% pure facts. My God the fingering. Why do they do it. Why are you rubbing my outer labia. It hurts. If you make fun of men with small dicks, why are you expecting me to moan at your finger inside of me. Petition to ban men from using fingers, mouth only.

An Audi S3.

Oh, okay, it is very impressive. I am just envious that my male colleague has just bought one 😁

Oh me that reminds me of a guy I worked with endless yak about the S3
and how he paid it with his debit card.🤮

Anytime I've asked a man 5'10 or over how tall he is, they always say 6ft+ lmao, if I even have to ask. I normally am told their height before their name smh