A message to the people of Clacton

[MrsBennetsPoorNervesAreBack]

You will win the undying respect and gratitude of the whole nation if you use your votes to kick Farage out and elect Count Binface as your local MP.

And I don't think you will regret it. Underneath the silliness, there is an intelligent man with a genuine commitment to democracy. He might be a joker, but I believe he would serve you well if elected. And definitely better than Farage.

My DB lives there, and I can confirm that it is an utter shithole.

Anything pro adele is a dreadful policy if it means having g to listen to her warbling

Il Conte Viso di Bidone?

Exactly. Thats how corrupt arseholes like Farage flourish.

They capitalise on lack of knowledge and foment hatred among the disposed. They target lower socio economic groups because they can tell them that there is someone to blame for their woes. The people they exploit haven't got the critical thinking skills to realise its actually the very people telling them to hate others that are manipulating them.

I think he seems like a decent sort of chap who will actually try to do his best for Clacton. It will be interesting to see how many vote for him as opposed to Nigek Farage.

This from 2019 is one of my favourite election pictures.

Frinton - on - sea is nice and more upmarket than Walton or Clacton. There are some lovely houses in parts of these towns. I’m sure that pockets have old money around.
It’ll never be the Riveria or as nice as Devon , but people move out there from the east end and love it by the sea. It has its problems, but doesn’t everywhere!

Isn’t he just being realistic? And one affordable house is one more than Farrago of lies has on offer.

I wonder what Adele’s view is of Count bin face ?
She hasn’t made an album in a few years ,
Maybe a collab with the Bin face if he gets in?

Blame Farage then for this completely pointless by election.

I imagine it means all of the money Adele makes once she's nationalised goes into the country's coffers!

I do blame Mr Farage for it all. Not sure what his thinking is really. Yet more money down the drains

You can see why it’s going to be a long summer 😅

When is the by election taking place ?

I've seen 6 August mooted. But having looked again, 13 August is also being stated as the likely date.

Not long then.
it is crazy.

I was hoping she might collaborate with the count on his campaign song

Exactly

One of his policies was banning noisy snacks in theatres.
I think I'd vote for him for that alone

This. Its a pity they are so sold on Reform but there you have it. Let them reap what they sow.

Apparently the investigations into his 5 million gets suspended if he stands down as an MP?
(Someone with more knowledge than me clarify if not right, please)
So if so, that'll be why.
He's foul.

Banning noisy snacks is a good one.
Maybe he would bring back ‘ keep Britain tidy’ and arrange more dustbins to be around?

The lowest turnout in UK electoral history after the Second World War came in the 2012 Manchester Central by-election which had a turnout of just 18.2%. I wonder if this one could beat it.

If I was there I'd vote Binface but I wonder about the general population. Many I imagine will just ignore it.

Did you send the same message to the people of Makerfield?

Personally, I felt the same about that, as I do with any purely self-indulgent, self-serving by-election.