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Count Binface has a genuine chance against Nigel Farage!

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Justveryveryangry · Today 08:12

Sounds crazy but…

None of the major parties are competing…

Farage won Clacton with 46% of the vote…

If the 54% united together to vote for Binface, we could have the most preposterous election outcome of all time!

I reckon this could get some genuine momentum… all the other parties would LOVE this result, and even if they didn’t actively campaign for it, would surely quietly be gunning for Binface to win.

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RedTagAlan · Today 17:01

BIossomtoes · Today 15:57

I love this.

That is fantastic. The Count has gotta win with that.

soddingspiderseason · Today 17:03

LauraNorda · Today 08:23

Is a joke MP really what the country needs right now?

well Clacton already has a joke MP so Binface would be an improvement.

Paul2023 · Today 17:03

BIossomtoes · Today 15:13

The civil service has a union and civil servants have gone on strike in the past.

Not in the prisons we can’t. It’s illegal

Paul2023 · Today 17:05

concertinacornflake · Today 16:09

Would you prefer to pay privately or prefer to receive healthcare free at the point of delivery, as you have before?

Farage has expressed support for an insurance model, so the costs getting paid by individuals.

I really don’t believe Farage will get rid of free health care. He’s surely not stupid enough to pee off the almost entire population?

He wants to be popular soaking people die Bec they can’t afford health care won’t work

soddingspiderseason · Today 17:07

1dayatatime · Today 16:37

Now imagine that you are a foreign investor, right now would you really want to be investing in either the UK or holding UK debt with Burnham being parachuted into Number 10 on 7000 votes or the prospect of the party leading in the polls being replaced by Count Binface.

Sure we can all either have a laugh or shake our heads- but this shit show has real economic consequences.

Oh don’t be so melodramatic . Brexit caused massive economic harm and getting the corrupt money grubbing m toad who instigated it replaced by a talking bin would be a perfect British response.

Paul2023 · Today 17:07

LakieLady · Today 16:12

Thank you for asking that, @Darkattheendofthetunnel .

I thought I was just being a bit thick and not understanding.

No my point is I don’t think Reform will be able to be as far right as what people say.
They won’t employ ice agents ( like Trump did ) they wont deport people who haven’t right to be here legally.
They wont be as extreme as people on here like to think .

The civil service is an establishment that would take years to change anyway

Paul2023 · Today 17:08

If you think Burnham will save Labour or make the UK any better , I’m prepared to be wrong. But I doubt it.

For everyone who thinks Burnham is our saviour.

BIossomtoes · Today 17:08

Paul2023 · Today 17:07

No my point is I don’t think Reform will be able to be as far right as what people say.
They won’t employ ice agents ( like Trump did ) they wont deport people who haven’t right to be here legally.
They wont be as extreme as people on here like to think .

The civil service is an establishment that would take years to change anyway

Edited

They’ve already said they will.

Ginnyweasleyswand · Today 17:10

LauraNorda · Today 08:23

Is a joke MP really what the country needs right now?

All the supposedly serious politicians are jokes, seems like Binface would be an improvement.

I said when Burnham forced a resignation and a by-election this was a dangerous thing - people forcing by-elections for political gain - and manipulation of the democratic process and yet I recall far less criticism when he did it in his naked grab at power.

Unfortunately looks like this is the new shit, slightly worse than the old shit. The country's poor enough as it is but now every time an MP is put in an uncomfortable position they're going to burn loads of taxpayers money doing this, aren't they? Binface might be less likely to just resign on a whim and try and actually, I don't know, represent his constituents for the full term? So there is that.

concertinacornflake · Today 17:11

Paul2023 · Today 17:07

No my point is I don’t think Reform will be able to be as far right as what people say.
They won’t employ ice agents ( like Trump did ) they wont deport people who haven’t right to be here legally.
They wont be as extreme as people on here like to think .

The civil service is an establishment that would take years to change anyway

Edited

So you think Reform are lying to you when they say they will deport people?

Are they lying because they think voters are idiots?

You think they are lying to you but you still want to vote for them?

Uricon2 · Today 17:11

Paul2023 · Today 17:07

No my point is I don’t think Reform will be able to be as far right as what people say.
They won’t employ ice agents ( like Trump did ) they wont deport people who haven’t right to be here legally.
They wont be as extreme as people on here like to think .

The civil service is an establishment that would take years to change anyway

Edited

@Paul2023 what are the positives that would make you vote for them? What about their manifesto makes you think that when they scrap (hard won) employment rights along with human rights it won't affect you? What is your view on the donations Farage is alleged to have accepted?

nicepotoftea · Today 17:15

Paul2023 · Today 17:05

I really don’t believe Farage will get rid of free health care. He’s surely not stupid enough to pee off the almost entire population?

He wants to be popular soaking people die Bec they can’t afford health care won’t work

Again, no need to announce a policy of ending healthcare that is free at the point of use.

You just need to encourage people to spend money on private health care and insurance and reduce funding to the NHS.

He wants to be popular

He wants to make money and can monetise populist politics. That is not the same as having an interest in government. Reform policies are all over the place.

Paul2023 · Today 17:15

BIossomtoes · Today 17:08

They’ve already said they will.

No one answered my previous question. I’m just curious about this one ..

What did Josh Simons get in return for stepping down at Makerfield ? Does anyone know ? What was in it for him ?

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · Today 17:17

IonianNerveGrip · Today 17:00

I just can't understand it. Did he not even think about whether the other parties would stand? He didn't even have to see a two horse race between himself and Count Binface coming, but at the very least a unity anti-Farage candidate with only paper candidates and no campaigning from other parties was a realistic possibility.

I think he's still smarting from Makerfield and wanted to run (and potentially win) against the others so that he could swagger about like he was in May. I don't think it ever entered his head for a second that this would happen and it's hilarious watching him back himself into this extremely uncomfortable corner, drop out and no job or stand in a humiliating by election with a bin.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes as the saying goes! I do wonder what all those Tories who jumped ship to a then riding high Reform think about this. I'd be mortified if the leader of the party I was representing carried on like this.

concertinacornflake · Today 17:18

Paul2023 · Today 17:15

No one answered my previous question. I’m just curious about this one ..

What did Josh Simons get in return for stepping down at Makerfield ? Does anyone know ? What was in it for him ?

The most would be a role elsewhere, or a seat in the HoL. What else are you imagining?

Some people do genuinely want to see their political team win, because they believe it's best for the country.

tiki9 · Today 17:21

Paul2023 · Today 17:05

I really don’t believe Farage will get rid of free health care. He’s surely not stupid enough to pee off the almost entire population?

He wants to be popular soaking people die Bec they can’t afford health care won’t work

I wouldn't bet on, by that point he would do what he wanted. He might only need 1 term as PM to do all things he wants to and break things more than they are already. Do you really want to risk it? Why on earth would you vote for someone who is saying they would do things you don't agree with? There are plenty of US medical firms who would love to run healthcare in the UK. At US prices.

They have said they want to deport people and have ICE style immigration officers. I know you don't think they will, but why wouldn't they try if that's what they are promising? They aren't having a tantrum and saying outrageous things to get a reaction. These are their intentions if they get into government. Please don't put the desire for disruption above your own interests.

ByGraptharsHammer · Today 17:21

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · Today 17:17

I think he's still smarting from Makerfield and wanted to run (and potentially win) against the others so that he could swagger about like he was in May. I don't think it ever entered his head for a second that this would happen and it's hilarious watching him back himself into this extremely uncomfortable corner, drop out and no job or stand in a humiliating by election with a bin.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes as the saying goes! I do wonder what all those Tories who jumped ship to a then riding high Reform think about this. I'd be mortified if the leader of the party I was representing carried on like this.

The Telegraph has new owners. Their coverage of Farage is not very friendly. Nor is the Daily Mail, who seem to have decided that Nigel is the story.

It’s a long slow summer and Nigel is now story number one. But his media seems to have disappeared

Darkattheendofthetunnel · Today 17:22

concertinacornflake · Today 17:18

The most would be a role elsewhere, or a seat in the HoL. What else are you imagining?

Some people do genuinely want to see their political team win, because they believe it's best for the country.

Edited

Indeed.

Josh Simons explains why he stood down to make way for Andy Burnham' - BBC News

Josh Simons has dark hair, a pale green tie, white shirt and blue suit

Josh Simons explains why he stood down to make way for Andy Burnham'

Josh Simons explains why he sacrificed his seat to help Andy Burnham bid to be prime minister.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgz04drwxko

nicepotoftea · Today 17:23

Paul2023 · Today 17:15

No one answered my previous question. I’m just curious about this one ..

What did Josh Simons get in return for stepping down at Makerfield ? Does anyone know ? What was in it for him ?

I would assume a safe seat should he choose to stand again (if such a thing still exists) and the assurance of employment until then. If he was given a Lamborghini and a villa in Spain and he is elected as an MP he should definitely declare that.

There was nothing illegal about Farage taking money from foreign Crypto billionaires and convicted fraudsters. The point is that he needs to be transparent about his sources of funds so that voters have a proper understanding of his decisions and actions.

Instead he kicked up a fuss and tried to distract with obvious lies.

Paul2023 · Today 17:24

concertinacornflake · Today 17:18

The most would be a role elsewhere, or a seat in the HoL. What else are you imagining?

Some people do genuinely want to see their political team win, because they believe it's best for the country.

Edited

Oh come on. Give up a £90k a year job to give up your seat ?

So given a seat in the House or Lords ? Well that makes Burnham bad doesn’t it ?

Telling your mate to move over but you’ll give him a job for life in the HoL? Isn’t that bad to you ? It stinks of jobs for the boys. Go quietly without a fuss and I’ll look after you.? What?!

We are taking about our next PM who’s decisions will affect all our lives.

Farage is ultimately just an MP. He isn’t in Government.Im more worried about the conduct of our actual government.

Birthdayfeel · Today 17:25

Paul2023 · Today 17:05

I really don’t believe Farage will get rid of free health care. He’s surely not stupid enough to pee off the almost entire population?

He wants to be popular soaking people die Bec they can’t afford health care won’t work

Oh come on. "Peeing off" people is what he loves most.

Once he's replaced the NHS with companies owned by his cronies, he'll be laughing all the way to the bank. Surely no one thinks he cares about the population?

nicepotoftea · Today 17:28

Paul2023 · Today 17:24

Oh come on. Give up a £90k a year job to give up your seat ?

So given a seat in the House or Lords ? Well that makes Burnham bad doesn’t it ?

Telling your mate to move over but you’ll give him a job for life in the HoL? Isn’t that bad to you ? It stinks of jobs for the boys. Go quietly without a fuss and I’ll look after you.? What?!

We are taking about our next PM who’s decisions will affect all our lives.

Farage is ultimately just an MP. He isn’t in Government.Im more worried about the conduct of our actual government.

Edited

So given a seat in the House or Lords ? Well that makes Burnham bad doesn’t it ?

If that is what happens you can make your own judgement because it will all be out in the open.

On the other hand Farage is clearly very anxious about following the rules and making his financial affairs transparent.

QuantumQuibbler · Today 17:28

Why is Reform proposing an election date? Surely not up to them?

LlynTegid · Today 17:29

Abolishing VAR, making water companies swim in rivers and bringing back Ceefax I am sure would have a lot of support. All in Count Binface's manifesto.

ByGraptharsHammer · Today 17:29

There’s a lot of “Farage doesn’t mean it”.

If so, why does he say what he does?

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