To ask about totally inappropriate behaviour at wedding?

[Notallthatx]

Was at a seemingly lovely wedding at the weekend. Beautiful setting and lovely ceremony.

One of my friends was chief bridesmaid and she had put so much effort into making the day perfect for the happy couple. But she started to drink a lot after the ceremony and by the end of dinner she was very tipsy and all over the singer from the wedding band. They had been playing some acoustic songs throughout the day and she kept making requests. It was obvious she fancied him.

Later on, one of the other guys from the band was lovely and asked if I had seen their singer because they were setting up for their evening set. I mentioned that my friend was also missing so went to look for them together. We joked that maybe they had eloped or something.

But nothing prepared me for what I was about to witness. Behind the outdoor toilets, my friend was down on her knees giving the singer from the band oral. I was mortified and the other guy from the band told me his friend had done this a few times. We are not even sure if they seen us and I’ve been too embarrassed to bring it up with my friend.

On the up side, the other guy from the band was really sweet and we danced a bit later that night and swapped numbers.

What is the craziest thing you’ve ever witnessed at a wedding?

Would people please stop feeding posts into ChatGPT and copy pasting the slop back into threads. It’s beyond tedious

Admire your persistence in finding that answer !

The only point of a wedding is to hook up with someone and behave inappropriately

I really think this needs to go to site stuff. People using AI to reply on here is pathetic and it's going to make the whole site unusable if it's filled with AI slop.

You have lived a very sheltered life, I can tell.

And then you sometimes end up getting married to your partner in crime, thereby giving other people a chance to hook up and behave inappropriately in their turn.

I'm in agreement with the poster who said OP's bass player friend knew exactly what they would find. He and singer probably get their jollies from it !

But I don't think OP is right to judge her friend.

Or has been around on mumsnet for a long time

Spot on! The standard of English on Mumsnet is dreadful!

It was not me. I was replying to the A.I bot (poster)

Groom grabbing the brides crotch area while they were doing the first dance.

Bride was 5'2 and a size 2 (ish)
Groom was 6'3 and a large bloke
I was standing on a balcony,looking down and saw him walk up to the bride,say something to her and turn to walk away
She ran up the garden and punched him so hard he went flying backwards
She walked away with a smirk on her face

At the same wedding a bloke who was dressed and smelt like a tramp was strutting around like he was someone
Her family where all fawning over him,it was clear who was the golden child in that family

A few days later,he was arrested for viewing 'child images' online
The whole family have stood by him saying he's innocent and 'set up'

Her ds was there acting like a thug (he would have been about 10 years old) while his mother and her family ignored him-he ended up in prison for murder years later

She threw a tantrum because not enough people where watching them have their first dance-she laid on the floor and screamed then chased us through the hotel to throw cupcakes at us as we went to leave

The food was unbelievably stale-nobody could eat it

The couple are still together,she's a controlling cow who has chased all his friends away and he's too scared to walk away and leave their child with her (even though he'd get 50/50,he's too scared of her)

At my brothers wedding my mother threw tantrum after tantrum because none of it was going her way

She hadn't paid a penny but she's a narcissist so I knew she'd do her best to ruin it

Shed had no say in things like the dress ('the bride looks a right state'),the food ('foul'),she'd had no say in the guest list ('I wanted my sisters here!' we where nc with them at the time as she'd fallen out with them) told me i looked 'fucking awful' and 'you'd better not have a drink' (she thinks women shouldnt drink booze) and sly digs at everything the b&g had chosen

Then a guest had a falling out with the best man and they had a punch up

I was just glad I'd fucked off home by that point

Miss Marple / Discworld crossover? #goals

Mate, you don't need a mattress, just get on your knees behind the bogs in a field!

@Notallthatx Did he get to finish and what was the set like? I'm not sure if he would have given a better, ahem, performance still full of 'verve' or whether a more relaxed demeanor would have helped his set?

I actually laughed out loud at this update putting my son to bed. Get over yourself!!!!

lol are you jealous that he got off with her and not you or something?

Not really a fan of outdoor toilet tbh. That would offend me more than any illicit encounter.

The party was at a yacht club and it was on a pier, which is called a dock in the US, where i currently live. MOH - Maid of Honor, "getting a ride" = s#x sorry for the confusion.

LOL!

Crikey! With friends like these, who needs enemies 🫣

It’s a thing. Behind the loos or in front of the bins might be fine for you, but not all.

You probably should’ve took your chance when you had it tbh. Being in a band he probably accepts many phone numbers and then that’s the end of it.

A friend of mine the groom got his bellend stuck in the car door. He got a rip off. He looks a cross between Charlie Kirk and Bernard Manning.

Come again?

Let me get this straight @Katemax82

Your son was filming a couple having sex with you by his side? wtf