DH being an ungrateful **** or is it me?

[Fathersdaycry]

DH moaned he didn’t get a breakfast in bed today. Fair enough I could have thought of that but it’s been a stressful few days for other reasons. This seemed to set the tone for the day. He moaned the table at the pub we booked was outside and too hot. DS shouldn’t have got him a big bar of chocolate as it will just melt this week and he doesn’t want to eat it in one go today (he doesn’t keep chocolate in the fridge).

He has had a couple of drinks tonight which he doesn’t usually do on a Sunday night and I’ve come upstairs after he’s insinuated he ‘deserves’ a particular sex act to salvage the day (something I am not against doing but only with some notice for his birthday etc).

I feel like he has been totally ungrateful - nice cards, chocolates, a meal out, dinner cooked at home etc.

My main question is why won’t he keep chocolate in a fridge when it’s 30° outside? What a weirdo.

Taking Imodium prior to anal sounds like the wrong choice?

Tbh there is plenty of Mothers Day moaning on here. Though rarely about lack of anal sex IIRC.

Is he YOUR daddy? No he’s fucking not.

Tell him to fuck the fuck right off

Honestly some men are vile aren't they?

This thread is too much 🤣🤣🤣

Or anal, lots of people like to prep by eating light, taking immodium or douching.

Sorry 😳🫣!

Did you stick something 5 inches long up his arse hole on Mother’s Day?

I know its not the point of the thread but why do some men see anal sex as a special treat? It's a shitstained orifice. There is poo in there, literal shit!! That will end up on your genitals, what is sexy about shit?? 🤢🤢🤢

Said so casually too 😂wtf

I could never ever do it!

Just as a heads up my OH cooked the breakfast this morning. There was no pub lunch. He also did the BBQ. He was satisfied with his chocolate (no large bar for him) and I have not been asked to go and prepare for an unseemly sex act.

Is it using one of those sex chair thingies op? - and you have to drag it down from the loft and polish it - which is why you need notice?

😂😂😂😂 excellent

Did you ask him why he wants a blow job off his kids to "make up" for the day?

Yes that is disgusting and awful, but thats the point. It might make him stop and think.

You are not his kid so why is it your job to salvage his day?

What a fucking whiner.

He’s a twat
Give him a punishment pegging
Teach him a lesson for next year

The thing is his day does not need salvaging, it sounds like he had a perfectly nice day. I would be telling him what an ungrateful shit he is.

He’s pretty vile for demanding a sex act just because it’s Father’s Day.

And he sounds moany and ungrateful. YANBU.

Very funny

And if he was - that would be more of a reason not to do anal with him 🤮

👏 100%. Welcome to the real world pal.

😂What

Too far!

You made me snorty laugh 😃

My DH spent the day visiting his MIL in her care home. He hasn’t demanded any type of sex this evening or sulked at all.

Great thread. You lot are on fire tonight. 👏