You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Eaten tuna 🤢

Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

I used to work with a guy who always ate a tin of tuna and an avocado for lunch as it had some sort of ideal nutritional balance. Tbf he was a lovely guy, but what a car crash of a meal!

We had one lemonade each and he asked the waitress to split the bill.

That is one of the worst concepts I have ever heard of in my entire life 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 I really really wish I hadn’t ever considered that 😂😂😂😂😂😂🙄

Wore a stupid tiny hat (on huge head) on holiday in Italy.

Other way round but a male friend ended a relationship because she dried her washing on a rack positioned over the cat’s litter tray.

Why do you consider it a car crash? It’s both nutritious and delicious…

Wore a t-shirt in bed with no shorts. He looked like winnie the pooh but with his floppy weiner hanging out the bottom 😩

Another guy got a cob on because I went off to talk to friends while he was playing pool. I asked him what was I supposed to do, hang around the pool table saying "great shot" and he said yes.

See ya.

Someone eats tuna and you "want to set fire to yourself"? Yes I know you don't mean it literally, but it's such a needlessly violent image to use to indicate your own pettiness, and it sounds like you've got far bigger problems than men who 'give you the ick' 🙄

He told me he liked shooting. I thought he meant clay pidgeon shooting. No. Shooting animals in Africa.

My husband of 13 years has grown a moustache, I feel like it’s grounds for divorce tbh. I sit in the back when we’re in the car (had to separate my 2 kids 🙄) and I can see the wiry hairs poking out to the side when he’s driving 😱

Valid

Nah, sometimes something relatively minor can be extremely off-putting and kill off any romantic attraction you might have felt for the other person. Off course, its far more likely to happen when the other person isn't right for you anyway.

I remember a bloke writing that his girlfriend's terrible, off-key singing in the shower was somehow music to his ears, which surprised him. He was very much in love with her, but I imagine that if he wasn't and was having doubts about their relationship, he might have cringed and felt "the ick" when he heard her singing.

Land Rover quoted me £400 to do that 😂 (I didn’t ask them to!).

Huh??

Can I just add that this was a 2010 Land Rover with old school bulbs that cost less than £10 to replace, not a fancy LED headlight (which should never need replacing by the way, if they do, you’re looking at neatly £1k or more).

Met a guy in a pub after chatting on a dating app. As I walked in, he was standing at the bar with a bottle of champagne. I walked up to him and said hello, then he turned to the barman and said ‘can we have two glasses, please?’ and the barman said
‘No mate, you didn’t buy it from here’.
cringe….

That woman might have been me. I was a young child when I believed that, though. I remember staring at a "drinking yogurt" in the supermarket and wondering it if would go down the food tube or the drink tube.

my first sort of relationship when I was 17, he was about 3y older…

his nails.

long and dirty. Why tf I didn’t run the first time I met him I will never ever come to understand.

Went round to his house where he lived with his Mum and step dad. Smoked in his room! Yellow walls, pillow looked like it had been the same one since 1991.

used to make a whole pizza and when I asked for some he’d get moody and bite them down to the crust and then give me the crusts.

fuck knows what I was thinking. He’s a walking disease.

Oh my DH's feet (toes in particular) are gross. I've actually told him not to put them near me when we are being intimate.

It's like when people bite their fingernails well into the nail body, his toes are like that.

It's a shame really, because I love a really handsome, manly foot, but I ignore his feet because he is aesthetically beautiful in every other way.

if we having doubts, absolutely. but that's the point, he wouldn't be thinking she's absolutely the one, totally perfect and then dump her cos she catawauled in the shower. it's like someone who said a yellow jumper. it might put you off on a first date if you decided he had no style and that mattered to you, but if you're in a happy relationship as per ops OP, then the yellow jumper won't make you fall out of love. it'll either be something you dislike and actively try to change / subtlety hint at etc. or something you coke to find endearing. if the yellow jumper does make you dump him, it's just a final straw.

obv discovering someone has opposite morals, like enjoying shooting or Nigel Farage, is a "were never really compatible but didn't know"

Haha……Was your date called Ferris Bueller?

That's not the ick. Being turned off by normal male bodily functions simply means that you may not be attracted to men, which is OK of course.

If the two songs were In The Ghetto and American Trilogy, YABU 🤣

I love Barry !