You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Eaten tuna 🤢

Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

Eurgh 😄😄😄

How awkward was it just being sat there looking at him?!

I just wanted you to know that I wanted to like your comment 1000 times.
I married a feathery stroker.
I haven’t had sex in 11 yrs.

Crying here 😂😂

Rooting for your freedom xx

Cried buckets at a party when his friend's girlfriend ended it with friend.

Gave me a necklace of a religious symbol (I wasn't religious) and when I pointed out that it wasn't something I'd like, and possibly offensive to said religious followers, he got uppity.

Look after your feet, they have to carry you for the rest of ur dsys.

Yep cant do this or toenails or soft hands. I do wonder if its because all the men i grew up with worked trades and had callouses and short nails

Painted his finger nails. Black.
Ughhhhh...

He had a money clip.

He fancied himself an “old fashioned gent” (he was about 40!) and was actually as naff as all hell.

Was he an emo?

I must confess 😄😄😄 I liked the emos

I had a date many years ago with a gorgeous looking man. When we were talking he was trying to put on an upper class accent (he was from Blackpool) which was a bit cringe, but what did it was when he kept saying frequent instead of go. Like this- Do you like the Red Lion? I do, I often FREQUENT the Red Lion.
I thought he was trying to be funny so I laughed and he took offence.

Oh the ick is very real!

Had been on a few dates and we were at a restaurant that had a live DJ - mostly playing chill/ibiza/buddha bar type music. Date disappeared for ages and then suddenly (I actually feel sick writing this), he was on this little stage with the DJ and had the mic and launched into an Elvis Tribute Act thing.

I can't even.... He got really into it and was singing in a proper 'In the style of Elvis' voice.

I could feel my heart racing with sheer horror and just wanted to leave but was sort of rooted to the spot. Everyone was embarrassed, me, the other diners, the DJ. It was hideous. He sang two whole fucking songs and kept looking at me and smiling.

Elvis. FFS. He was 24

I cried on the way home. It was all the shame coming out. He sulked.

And can you imagine the reaction on here, if a man suggested a woman should change her own headlamp bulb, rather than get a garage to do it! It's clearly the car owners prerogative to handle it as they wish, and somewhat controlling to consider him 'wrong' to not do it himself!

As I said, it's just committment issues.

Probably? He just a a bit too alternative/metro for me.
I need a bloke!

I know ffs 🙈 😂 😂.
I was all excited to have sex with him , & this is what happens when we get to his .
Yeah , I was literally sat there looking at him like a weirdo 😂 😂

Do you know what typically me too

But that main guy from fontaine dc with the skirts. Or matty healy

I so would 😭

Offered to help me build a very small piece of furniture... Got me to hand him every piece and study it for five minutes... I'd have done it quicker on my own

That has to be an instant dump and block. There's no excuse for anyone to like that scumbag!

Baby talk and a tendancy to talk about himself in third person. He was late 40's 😳
Also, same guy, remember the scene from 4 weddings and a funeral where Hugh Grant is hiding in the wardrobe whilst the couple are having sex. And the guy is doing really over the top humping/thrusts? Yeah, he did that.
Loveliest bloke I know but yeah, couldn't get past those things!

Different guy. He wore a cardigan. Enough said.

Shit guitarman with earnest musician glances at me when anyone else would have recognised it's shag o'clock from the please fuck me face and being undressed. Both of us. On the bed.
Also you don't do earnest musician glances if you are an actual musician. Never went back as I was at risk of blurting that out and damaging him for weeks.

Oh my, I had one of those too. He was so so lovely but that changed everything.

Grian from Fontaine's is beautiful 😻😻😻

Cooked a perfect dinner, took our wine into the living room, dimmed the lights ... and put Barry Manilow on. Bye!