You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Eaten tuna 🤢

Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

You winced and he thought you were thrashing in passion! LMAO! 🤣

The clocks! Crying!!! 🤣🤣🤣

A similar thing happened to me, except it was a girl giving me head, and she was rotten at it. It was actually sore. She used her teeth far too much, and it caused considerable discomfort. Eventually, I asked her to stop and just wank me off. She was at least half decent at that. Shame about her because she had a magnificent rack on her.

No she doesn't, the clocks are a ruddy great klaxon warning people off!

Turned up for first date with a pair of black leather gloves.

A girl turned up for a date with me with a fleece, black Wrangler jeans, and a pair of navy blue, suede Adidas Samba on.

... on a hot day? Or they were gauntlets, or elbow-length? Or he'd said he was a vegan??

Wow do you still have her number?

Do you not like beans? 😉

My Mum had a bf before she met my DDad and she didn't like the back of this mans head and left him as a result. It is a thing.

She said the rest of him was lovely but she always knew about the back of the head thing and couldn't get past it. 😆

What’s the bubble bit? Men showing emotion/crying is attractive - as long as it isn’t about something pathetic like spilling water on his laptop (yes, been there)

Don't understand the "didn't like his surname" issue?

Hid a half eaten tin of Tuna under the bed!

Omg I dated someone like that. He hinted it was for sex, but his friend said a group of them from school decided to do it.gave me the ick as he was nearly 40

I can't think of anything less attractive than a bubbling, tiny tears guy.

I thought he was an intelligent man… and turn he started telling me about all the conspiracy theories that were “totally true.” Got the ick, lost respect, still rolling my eyes now when I think about it 🙄

urgh...yes I can understand that....my dh has a similar 'problem' but I also got over it as he's perfect otherwise lol! x

yep - definately for the bin!

I don’t get the bubbling bit? Do you mean blubbing?

Bubbling means the same thing. It's a Scots thing...

Yup. My toes are curling just thinking about it and it was many years ago 🙈😂

Teeth?! Yikes. Why is it so hard to just say 'I'd much prefer it if...' when it comes to sex?

So fucking funny! It's probably a fantastic memory for him, the time he made a woman thrash wildly with pleasure, LMAO!

Blimey, I can't even imagine noticing the tops of his feet!

I dd have one fella who refused to take his socks off, lest I see his feet. This didn't put me off at all, because he was really good-looking and I really fancied him. I tend not to look below a man's knees, in case I get put off by whatever's down there!

yeah, that's the safest bet! 😂