Absolutely loving this thread 😂 Here’s mine:
Ex-girlfriend, tiny little car. We arrived at a house with a gravel driveway so vast you could comfortably park an aircraft carrier or host a country fete on it.
For reasons known only to herself, she became absolutely fixated on parking the car perfectly straight. To reiterate - we were on an empty expanse of gravel. There was literally nothing to line the car up with.
Fifteen minutes of increasingly elaborate manoeuvres followed, accompanied by much anguish and shouty swearing.
Eventually, I very gently asked, “would you like me to do it?”
This was apparently the wrong thing to say. I was treated to a reaction normally reserved for finding out your spouse has been living a double life. So I got out, went inside, and left her to it (she was out there for so long I was concerned I’d die of old age).
Just one ick in a long series of icks. Needless to say, we didn’t last long!