I need the most annoying toy for a 5 year old

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My sister and I are in a war of annoying toys, she bought my 3 year old a set of mini bagpipes.. I need the most annoying but equally awesome for the child at 5 years old. I want something that she’s going to despise and he’s going to love. Budget about £100. I’m not unreasonable but she was to buy mine bloody bagpipes!!

You are VERY unreasonable to put this song back in my head, my first child is now 18 and this delight ruined my life for five years cause he's autistic and it was precious nanas first present to him 🫠🙃

A drum kit
A detective kit that includes black fingerprint powder
A young scientist kit with experiments
A noisy fake gun
A mini piano

Can someone explain the bunchems hate please? From a quick google it looks reasonably innocuous.

My sister got my son a drum kit. V annoying
my mum bought him an outdoor trampoline (that I had to build) - a different level of annoying !

I got my nephew one too. It lives at his grandparents house which is where I gave it to him. It’s not that bad actually.

My aunt and uncle got my nephew a sort of dinosaur toy that moved and made noises. Sent to my mum’s house and I saved it and gave it to a local family with young kids. SIL hates noisy, loud noises toys. They’re all kept at my parents house or mine if they’re presents.

I was going to get DNephew a hamster for his birthday (end of this month, he’ll be 8) which he’d love and he’s the right age for it, but then they recently got a mouse in the house and SIL is terrified of them so no hamster this year. I did get an LED robot thing which DNephew picked out but it looked so complex to make when it arrived (would end up with DB making it, DNephew I’m sure couldn’t manage it) that it went straight back and I got Lego mech and Warhammer. The prices some of those Lego sets go for though. £200-£300! 😱

My DM has an RSPB clock which does bird sounds on the hour. Freaks you out a bit if you hear an owl out of the blue. She gifts them to friends. Prob less annoying than your clock though.

As a nanny who’s about to leave a job where they’ve treated her like rubbish and wants to buy the 3yo a gift to go with their siblings drum set she’s bought them, where does one buy mini bagpipes?

I've heard of them getting stuck in hair

Yep, like this.

Apparently it’s common with them and an American mom is suing the makers for this reason.

Mini dj set

Tamagotchi!

I saw the title and was going to suggest a recorder - and then I saw that you were trying to outdo bagpipes!😂

https://www.thebagpipeshop.co.uk/products/kids-toy-bagpipes?srsltid=AfmBOorJXHMB9LDA-kdnrx9q4XjJV67ooyFd23SWkRfZOThpjEVq7jx

and https://www.amazon.co.uk/toy-bagpipes/s?k=toy+bagpipes

A recorder filled with glitter (obviously I'm joking, but can you imagine the noise & the mess!!).
Peppa Pig Musical Band set (although depends of if the child actually likes Peppa).
Minions & Monsters Fart blaster
https://www.smythstoys.com/uk/en-gb/toys/action-figures-and-playsets/minions/minions-and-monsters-mini-fart-blaster/p/255392?srsltid=AfmBOorIWqCD6BWnk4sxhA2G-h--wlp6YspqT40XB199uxRUkM95WmO8hQk

Ouch! Problem understood.

Five is still maybe a bit young but next year get them Pokémon cards, a book listing all the pokemon and a substantial folder to keep the cards in so that they can catch em all (at great ongoing expense).

What about a kids techno DJ set?

Mix Beats, Play Music and Create Your Own DJ World
www.amazon.co.uk/vdp/143905912fa448aabf12ecf9438b3da6?ref=anp_ios_dp-media-block_share&aci=amzn1.vse.video.143905912fa448aabf12ecf9438b3da6

My DNephew has all this. He’s 7 (almost 8). There’s an animal like a Pikachu from Australia that I was tempted to buy him as a pet but thought better of it. He gets all things Pokémon from me though. Got him LE special cards recently £14!

The manufacturers who make this are evil.

How about a box of kazoos 😅

You need a sound effects machine - one that does fart noises as part of it. And perhaps a voice changing megaphone?

200 kazoos 🙉

mine had a grabber machine that I put sweets in, but the music it played everytime they played with it was awful. like twangy fairground music. but the kids loved the machine