What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

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That made you think - what a knob! And that you are well rid of them!

lighthearted thread -

I’ll go first -

Recently my ex changed his profile picture to this wanky AI generated image of him in the middle with a halo and two angels either side… he actually gave himself a halo 🤣 What a knobhead! Like he was Jesus 😳(He was a massive narcissist. My ex. Not Jesus)

What are the wankiest things your ex has ever done?

You missed a trick with the recipes. You could have had some real fun...

Mine kept his let's say "aids" in his kitchen cupboard. 18 year old me thought it was a bit odd but didn't make me run a mile 😆

I bought him an engraved zippo lighter that he absolutely loved… so he got his new GF to get him one the same but without ‘love, always walker1178’ on it. She didn’t know she was replacing my gift with an identical version

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Posted on FB about his girlfriend “betraying” him.

She had taken photos of his payslip and work security pass and sent them to me and his two other exes after he bragged to her that he had never told anyone that his temporary low paid job during lockdown (he was made redundant and picked up a delivery job) was long gone and he was earning more than he ever had.

She was disgusted. It made no odds to me as my girls are adults, but his next two exes went to CMS and his child maintenance more than doubled.

He was clearly expecting lots of sympathy, but got absolutely lambasted. It got worse when he stated that he loves his kids, always provided for them and dotes on them, and my DD1 replied asking why he hadn’t seen any of his 7 children for at least 2 years, some for 5/6 years.

It was hilarious to watch as he was (and still is) genuinely baffled that people don’t understand the betrayal.

Oh dear! 🤣🤣

After things had changed between us over years due to his wandering eye, hands and penis, I was looking further afield. I also realised how competitive he was sexually, he having originally lied that his first experience was with a girl who let him “take both options open to him” in fact he later admitted he had had no sexual experience at all before we met. Anyway, a decade later and after my first experience with a mesmerising woman we were still entangled. I told him about her, he then came to see me with some blether about having been sucked off by two blokes in the changing room at the gym no I don’t think so.

"Wankiest" step forward the modern day Shakespeare😁

Two things. The very wankiest was getting a matching tattoo with his new wife, (the OW) of an infinity symbol. I wouldn't care but he professed to hate tattoos and said they were chavvy when married to me. 🤔

The other wanky thing was taking his new wife to the Maldives for their honeymoon. Guess where we went for our honeymoon 20 years earlier? Yup, the Maldives. 🙄

Not wanky but an ex called me a “gold digger” which was hilarious as he was at the time unemployed and living in his parents basement. I had to send him money for a train ticket to come and see me. If I was a gold digger I was a really rubbish one.

Posting tiktoks of her doing poses and flexing and doing dances wiggling her (non-existent, may I add) bum at the camera. She's 43 and a butch lesbian.It's ridiculous.

Different exh tried to claim ppi on MY bank account as he'd locked everything in a filing cabinet so I couldn't remove all of my paperwork and had all my details.
Also when MY relative died he came and boldly told me I was banned from the funeral. I attended as did he. My entire family huddled round him. The irony was the relative refused him setting 1 foot in her home.
He then tried to have dc's inheritance banked in his account for 'safe keeping'. Oddly the solicitor refused his kind offer..

A guy I dated briefly didn’t take it well when I stopped seeing him.

On a night out, he walked past me all over another girl. Then immediately sent me a text saying he wanted to go home with me but I’m not interested so he’s taking Michelle. Obviously trying to make me jealous, but I just thought he was such a prick.

If I was a gold digger I was a really rubbish one.

Wish we still had the laughter reaction! 😂

A fool's gold digger? Looking for a Splenda Daddy?

Cock knocker hahahaha 😆

I also reported him for fraud as he had unbeknownst to me banked ££££ in accounts in MY dc's names... They dc were in their 20's and he still had their accounts..
Virgin said sadly they were unable to update me on the case.

My ex got an “only god can judge me” tattoo, posted it to Facebook and my dad tried to send it me with the message “lol what a fucking knob”. But because he’s older and tec illiterate he shared it, with the caption “lol what a fucking knob” and tagged me in it. Dad no longer tries to use Facebook 😭.

When I dumped him after him treating me like rubbish, he was so devastated he posted constantly on social media ranging from how awful I was, to memes about him being a survivor, to his plans to move abroad and start a new life. After each one I felt a bullet whistling past my ear! Then I blocked him and he sent me begging messages to unblock him.

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Sent me a screenshot of him chatting up a woman who was dressed as a baby, in a nappy with a dummy

what? 🤔

Brilliant

I actually remembered this the other day, had forgotten about it for years. I came across a recipe book of mine recently and in the back of it I had written lists of things XH "refused" to eat. He would throw an almighty tantrum if I made meals with said things in them. The problem was that he would scream (with numerous insults about my intelligence) about something very common like garlic or rice (yes, rice!) but then forget within a week that he had said this and proceed to cook food himself with that ingredient in (or happily eat it in a restaurant).

The rice one sticks in the mind, as I recorded on my list that he said he had "never eaten rice in his life" (which of course he had, we had been to China and Thailand on several gourmet-orientated holidays ffs) yet the following week he wanted to try a new and trendy Vietnamese place and had no problem eating the rice. Pointing out the discrepancies just made him more abusive and accuse me of being "autistic" or "psychotic" because I was so "literal". He was also an uberwanker about a lot of other things, of course. I have not spoken to him since September 2004 and I am very glad of it.

Told his subsequent partners he was a spy to cover absences caused by alcoholic binges

I almost spat my water out!😭

There are no words!

Cheated on me and moved out insisted he wanted furniture but would only collect if i wasnt in, so walked around in the rain with 3 sad wet dogs.