For asking my partner not to sleep naked

[Em111110]

For some reason, my partner of 13 years has recently started sleeping naked. By recent, I mean the last few weeks. He says it is freeing and he sleeps better naked. There are occasions where we have fallen asleep naked in the past but we mostly wear pjs or at least underwear. The main reason is we have an 11 year old daughter, but I am also a bit of a clean freak and he is a typical sweaty farty man and it it gives me the ick sleeping naked in our sheets. My partner also doesn’t sleep well and gets up numerous times through the night, leaving the room to go for a drink, bathroom etc naked or kicks the sheets off so everything is on show. He says I am controlling for asking him to wear at least underwear to bed but I don’t think it’s appropriate for him to be naked when we have a nearly teenage daughter. AIBU?

Ugh farty.. can’t he control himself. Being a man doesn’t mean he has to be farty.

It's a normal human thing to do, even women fart.

Well, I wouldn't have thought he could control that particular thing while asleep...

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ah - but I think someone up thread pointed out it can happen whilst entering said bed - normally people sit on the side and then manoeuvre into their preferred lying down position- did you take this into account? Or should I lose total faith in your detailed analysis? 🤣

This is very eloquently written but still made me feel slightly sick 😂
Well done.

My partner sleeps naked. He never settles with his boxers on forever turning and moving about which just did my head in. I insist on him showering before bed as a compromise.

Threads like these make me so glad I’ve mostly spent my life single!

I definitely don't. I sit on the bed naked and split my differences, enough so that each side of the inside of my 'flaps' has the chance to rub its juices all over the bedclothes.

I shuffle around a bit for maximum coverage.

I then repeat the same actions with my rectum.

It has just become my bedtime routine, along with a small glass of wine and some meditation tapes.

Nope, you can rest easy. My thighs and buttocks protected my ‘parts’ from making contact. What I also did, just to be on the safe side from possible mingey contaminants, was to simply get washed prior to entering my sleeping quarters.

Haha - I may steal your whole routine with pride!

I do note you don’t mention a man in the bed - perhaps then this is A OK for MN as it’s just you? Maybe not though as all skin contact with material is obviously quite revolting and unhygienic!

Oh thank you for clarifying- that is very helpful.

I can sleep easier now if I choose to forgo my pyjamas. It also gives me hope that it might not be too stupidly dangerous if I were to ever lure one of these awful sexed up predators into my bed one night - well at least in the sense I won’t actually need to fumigate my entire flat and replace all soft furnishings.

If you have him wear a full hazmat suit, you should be ok…

For all that is holy don’t allow him to fart though, the repercussions would be Chernobyl-esque.

I wonder if there are any penis beaker aficionados on this thread. (Sorry, couldn't help myself! 😆)

(https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis for anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about... you're welcome. 😂)

You’d hope there was a dash of dettol in that beaker!

What in the world did I just read??😆

Wouldn't that sting a bit? 😆

Well yes, but you can’t be too careful with these disgusting men!

Sorry. I am just being silly on a bonkers thread that has become more and more bonkers as it evolves.

Penis beaker brought me to MN - I have my threads now that are great, but I love these hilarious ones - I’m sure there used to be more of them.

@PinkyFlamingo

they do but not frequently through the night like OP is implying her husband does

How do you even know this?!

@MsJinks

because the bedroom would reek in the morning. Mine doesn’t. And it hasn’t been when I’ve slept in the same room as other women too

You’d be an anomaly then, because for most people, farting happens more at night than during the day because of the buildup of digestive gases and the relaxation of your sphincter muscle. Even with the ladies!