What's some --more-- juicy gossip that you can't share irl but can share with nosy strangers on mumsnet?

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

The follow up thread to my one from last year 🤭

My Dsis's exH tried to try it on with me (more than once) also my cousin and several other close friends and family over the course of their marriage. Their grown up DC have no idea.

Ex BIL pulled his dingdong out and started jacking himself off in front of me when I was seated next to him in the backseat while Dsis was driving. Dsis denied it for years! When I tried to approach her about it, she kicked me out of our DP's home where she had been living at the time.

Towards the end the shit show of a marriage, he also went on a mad cocaine binge, hired prostitutes for an orgy and withdrew £25k from their joint bank account to pay for it!

This isn't even all of it! Putting this down here makes it feel even more horrific.

Full respect to your mum, who has time for baking pies from scratch?

I had a friend whose goddaughter turned out to be her husbands daughter.

Perhaps he's a pet 😆

about to start finding out as the opening gets nearer.

Pun intended? 😂

Weirdly this conjures up images of a colossal disembodied vulva approaching through the urban landscape and ppl fleeing for their lives!

A housemate from uni is still with the same boyfriend she had when I knew her. Really sweet guy. We’re now nearing 40. She’d put off having kids for ages when a few years ago he told her he really wanted kids and if she didn’t he’d like to move on and find someone who did. So she said ok let’s try for a baby.

Unbeknownst to him she continued to take the pill while “trying” for several years. Then pretended she couldn’t face IVF and cried it was probably all her fault because she’d had an eating disorder and he felt too bad to push it. So they’ve now given up. I feel so bad for him.

Not much thankfully! Have had some shockers in the past best friend involved with other best friend’s DH. Why they thought they’d never be found out I don’t know. Caused 2 divorces. Plus kids involved.

Eww that's seedy. Hitting on the nursery staff while your child is right there?!

That’s sad for both of them. He’d like to be a dad.

Love it!

Wowzer. And I thought my family were bad.

A colleague is having an affair with someone at a different workplace at the other end of the country (but we all know him). Her desk is full of love letters. I knew something had changed when she got her hair dyed blonde (it looks beautiful and she should have done it sooner) and took up running. Then I saw her leaving his hotel room after a work do. Lots of other people at work found out independently although she's never admitted it.

She also lives just round the corner from me, and I've run into the man she's having an affair with at the bus stop nearest our houses. I also see her husband, kids and different combinations of them regularly. It's so, so awkward.

These stories can’t stay secret forever

not now we have 23 and Me / Ancestry websites

If shes your SIL doesnt that mean her husbands brother is another sibling of your DH? How on earth could you manage to keep quiet?!

One of my workmates goes to Turkey for 2 weeks with her female friend every year. Not to be mean, but they are both just normal looking women in their 50’s, neither of them go to the gym or have any work done. They both sleep with multiple young men who work around the hotel. The young men pay for a hotel room elsewhere as they can’t be seen to be doing it at work.
I also know a woman who is very unhappy at home (children in boarding school at fathers insistence) but stays for the lifestyle. She goes to Morocco every year on a girls holiday, where she sleeps with the pool boy. She says he’s her boyfriend, but he’s obviously a lot of women’s boyfriend.

She could be Peppermilks husbands sister.

My husband has a half sibling he has never met and none of his other siblings know about. He has two older half siblings on his Mum's side, two on his Dad's and a twin. His dad fathered a child between marriages and hasn't ever acknowledged them, as far as I know. Which I quietly judge him for.

MIL told me this once, I don't really know why, she was a bit drunk. She asked me not to tell DH! After a while, I told him because it seemed wrong to know it when he doesn't. He doesn't seem to care at all! His sister would definitely care... I'm expecting it all to come out one day when someone does an ancestry DNA thing. I don't know if MIL told FIL that she'd told me, she's dead now.

Many years ago a close friend's husband had an affair with a work colleague. He was disciplined and moved to another location for sexting her while on duty and on a work phone.

The affair couple were both police officers. I found out through a reliable source in that police force - it was obvious that their marriage was under strain at the time too.

We're still friends with the married couple and neither of them has any idea we know this. I don't think the wife even knew it happened.

A guy like that would give me the absolute ick 🤢. The sister thing is also too weird - it gives new meaning to the term sibling rivalry 😂.

Totally off-topic, but in my very limited knowledge of polyamorous relationships, it never seems to be a situation of one woman and multiple husbands - it’s always the other way. Funny that.

My husbands ex girlfriends SIL lied about the paternity of her eldest, the biological Dad is actually my friends cousin not the ex girlfriends brother, the ex girlfriend, her brother and their family don't know.

Yes I think you are right. I have known a couple of men, both ladies man types, who have confided that they enjoy a bit of "fun with the boys" 😆

Sorry this one just doesn’t sound plausible to me. An ostensibly straight guy had an outdoor trans-threesome at a garden party?

Oh you would be surprised what some folk get up to 😅😅

No - my friend temped at a place HE worked last summer, when he was trying it on. He has a very unusual name, his daughter also. He will not be aware that my friend is starting work at the Dagis on Monday.

Mormon?
Ignore this. Seen the update.