Things I haven't said out loud this week

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I will go first!
You are literally the only person that thinks you are amazing! I had to suffer you for years until I wised up! Even your own kids are starting to see you are a dick. You think giving them money makes you a good dad? Try actually spending time with them and getting to know them you you lazy prick!

A CONVERSATION in a friendship is a thing where you also let the OTHER PERSON SPEAK and also show CURIOSITY ABOUT THEIR LIFE in way that denotes RECIPROCAL INTEREST not the ENDLESS TOLLING BELL of your OWN VOICE.

Shut the fuck up you fucking embarrassment to yourself and everyone else. Can you not pick up on how quiet it is here. All doors and windows are open because of the heat and all we can hear is the timbre of your maniacal voice. No doubt the “singing” to the 80s power ballads will get underway soon. You absolute fucking tramp. I’m ashamed for you.

Please say some of this to the local authority this person is approved to adopt with. Children waiting for adoption are some of the most vulnerable children we have and if there is any chance to stop them being placed with an adult who behaves like this and a partner who won't stand up to them, please take it. They are also some of the most challenging children to parent, and a person who can't manage their own emotions won't cope. You could save a child's life by speaking up.

No I will not be sending the pictures of my children to my sister who never takes any interest in them and probably wouldn’t reply anyway. Also it’s not up to you to decide who I send pictures of my children to.

Im Scottish and 60. Ive lived in England. Im not sure about independence. But FFS. Every time someone is on the news being interviewed in Englandshire they seem to be white, retired age, and bigoted as fuck. They love Nigel Farage. They see him as one of them. They love his close mind attitude. They love hes a millionaire and looks down on us all. They probably own their own houses and complain the young cant afford a mortgage as they buy too many lattes.
I fucking hate this type of English c**t.
And i know Scotland has plenty arseholes here, but theres so many of them in England. And they are to thank for brexit. We didn't want it!!!

Dear Colleague, acting like a mouthy 'Boss Bitch' to new staff coming into our office is cringe, unhelpful and an unprofessional look to the company. Oh, and I am not your PA either

I wish I could fix you. The family is sore around how you are with us or how absent you are, how you neglect those closest to you, literrally and figuritively. You and I are never in touch because the reaching out is always one way, you never ask after me, and when I ask after you I only get one world replies, so that gets old. The few times we have met in person over the years, the talking has all been one way, you telling me (sometimes weird) stuff about your life. I think you might love me, you say you do, but I think you have significant relational issues, I don't feel loved by you, and I suspect some of my actions in recent years have made you distrust me, which was a risk I had to take to protect someone. I think you feel unloved and deeply misunderstood, and I think you have a lot of worry about others thinking and talking about you, which your behaviour actually creates, but I would hate for you to know this. Given some of what you've said and done, and how secretive you are with everyone, I have my suspicions about what you might be hiding from us all re your own internal demons. I wish I could help you with that. If I'm right about what you're struggling with, then I really think you're doing pretty well considering, but things could just be a little better, you could feel more loved by us all and not so alone and scared - but I get that's the nature of the thing. I just wish I could be honest with you about all of this.

If you're no different at home, your wife and child will leave you. Bearing in mind that your FIL gave the land that you and your wife built your house on as a wedding present, it will be interesting to see who it all technically belongs to when you get divorced...

Oh, and you're a manipulative twat and it's no wonder that nobody likes you.

I love you but you're the reason I do what I do, which is the exact opposite of everything you do, because I don't want to be anything like you.

She wasn’t a saint she was a unkind,rude and unpleasant person. I know you really liked her and because I like you I will never try to persuade you of the truth. I am sorry she died and I’m sorry you can’t get over it.

No, you are not a lot more intelligent than your children. Your intelligence is a little above average. Your children are both extremely intelligent.

Maybe if you had trained your brain by getting some education other than secondary school and you nursing assistant degree the difference wouldn't be so obvious.

But you already know everything and therefore you cannot learn, so maybe further education would have been moot.

I know that you read several newspapers every day but I have also noticed that your understanding of what you have read is so so. Maybe read less and try harder to actually understand what you have read.

I love this thread - so therapeutic. Mine is "Stop acting like you deserve a gold medal because you soaked the pans. How about WASHING THEM, then they won't need to be FUCKING soaked in the first place, you lazy moron."

Another one. I see what you did there. I know you better than you know yourself. You goaded me into replying to your pointless text so that you could squeeze in a stealth boast all because you can’t stand that my life is better than yours. Jealous moron.

It's clear I've been relegated from friend back to just another work colleague.
Well that's fine but I can't say the way you have done it didn't hurt like hell. But I'll never let you know that.
Let's hope you don't need a shoulder to cry on again if your new DH starts to treat you like shit again.

This was a great place to work but you lot are really fucking it up. Start working as a team and take accountability for god’s sake. You get paid very well so start earning it.

I miss you. And have done since you disappeared from my life 😊

I really worry that you're turning out to be a narcissist like your biological father. You didn't know him at all growing up, but the lying, gaslighting, rewriting past events and twisting my words are all horribly familiar.

Fancy a bit more catharsis today..

Dont give me that wide-eyed faux shocked ‘what did I do wrong?’ You know damn well what you did wrong and you’re lucky HR weren’t on to it or you’d be facing some difficult questions sunshine.

THIS!!!
What on earth do they think they're playing at?!

How about you try and get a job instead of knocking out more children. Also stop making our lives misery with the bloody noise you make. Also walk your bloody dog then it might not bark all night .