Things I haven't said out loud this week

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I will go first!
You are literally the only person that thinks you are amazing! I had to suffer you for years until I wised up! Even your own kids are starting to see you are a dick. You think giving them money makes you a good dad? Try actually spending time with them and getting to know them you you lazy prick!

I need to lose you to find myself again.

Or taste!

The word you are looking for is ‘thank you’. Thank you for picking up a task you promised to senior management you would do, but instead you somehow managed to log off mega early (despite condensing your hours). I did the task for you and you can’t even be arsed to say thank you and apologise for being a forgetful knob.

I know you don't like me and I don't care. You don't have a nice word to say about anyone and I think you are not kind people.

I wish people that hog the middle lane on the motorway would drive into a ditch and stay off the road. (Said in my head while driving).

You are a narcissistic, weak, people-pleaser who somehow manages to please nobody. I’ve stupidly trusted you twice this year, and twice you’ve made a total fool of me. Your good looks and ability to delude yourself have shielded you from the consequences of your actions so far, but I think the time is coming when you will have pushed your luck too far.

If you were twice the person you think you are, you’d still be a cunt.

Phones work in both directions

I don’t want to go to the school open days. I just don’t. I have a job that I enjoy and I work full-time and I don’t want to go to these stupid Easter, world book day, Mother’s Day, anything else open day. When I don’t go my five-year-old cries. I have to go to parents evening, Christmas concert, and sports day. Can you just leave me the f alone with these additional things. My son is five he doesn’t need homework. I don’t want an online app, paper homework and a weekly reading book. Please just leave me alone, educate my child and I will read books & support his learning. It’s exhausting enough both having a full-time job with no parental support, and you, at the fing school, just keep piling it on.

No, I do not want to attend another open day. No, I do not want to give you money for another charity event. I contributed £200 at the start of the year for a large item, and I’m still getting messages asking me to give you money. No, I do not want to remember another fancy dress, dressing up, stupid invented day. Just educate my child from 9-3 and leave me alone.

I'm very keen to know more and how this pans out. Is it the first time you've ever mentioned the odd behaviour?

I sincerely hope your outburst has the desired effect.

You cunt. I hope your fucking rabbit dies, and you can’t sell the hutch.

Please stop inventing new issues that you think you have and focus on the one actual medical condition you do have and listen to the doctors about how to improve it. Stop exaggerating lying how bad it is because it isnt dramatic enough for you.
Shift your arse off the sofa occasionally and do something and you wont be so lethargic. You say all the time that you feel so much more energised when we have been out, but no thats not because you had a coffee or a cake, its because you got some exercise and fresh air.
It isnt the 18th century where you can lie about like some consumptive heroine who has taken to her bed for her health.
Oh and while I am on the rant, you dont need a stick so why make a fuss about having one? Oh of course...drama.

Nothing because i have a mouth that i cant control, i say it how i see it and i dont care if it hurts your sodding feeling, i wont lie to your face to make you feel better i wont sugar coat it either.

Id rater lose a friend with the truth than keep a friend with a lie.
Even friend has the word end in it.
I rather be honest and straight up.

That's a sensible question, but there's no point really. Just waiting for her house purchase to go through. (There's no chain 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😖)

She's paying me rent, but has started dropping hints for me to let her off if it goes into a fourth month.

That should have gone onto the recent thread that was about being “posh”.

1. How absolutely dare you?
2. I love you.
3. Oh just get stuffed you little shitweasel.

I was only nice to you both so you’d leave quickly with minimal disruption. Speaking to utter misogynists actually makes me want to vomit. Garden leave wasn’t for your benefit it was for ours.
But you’re also not bright enough to realise that the smiling and flattering your ego worked a treat and it was worth it so no woman has to listen to your crap at work again. Your poor wives.

You are telling me that yet another partner is being abusive but it sounds to me that he's just standing his ground because you've drunk all the savings you had and now he's seen your online dating profile he's had enough. When are you going to grow the fuck up and take charge of your life? The bullying you are experiencing at work is because people are pissed off at you being ill all the time because you are constantly drinking in work time.......jeez that felt good.

I so dearly hope you end up with the same festering rot in your brain that you infected me with. I hope somebody puts you through a decade of torture just so you know how it feels. I hope our kids come to realise how harmful and toxic you really are. I hope they know what I was dealing with at your hands. I hope they choose to have no relationship with you so you dont infect them with your venom either. I hope you're miserable. I hope you're alone. I hope it stays that way forever.

Donald, wheer's yer troosers?

And a merry Christmas to one and all.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

You are 20 years old. You refused to finish school. Refused to go to college. Refuse to get a job. And refuse to claim benefits because you know they will make you work. Added to that you are abusive, violent, a liar and a narcissist with a victim complex. I will not allow you in my home until you realise that you are the problem, you’ve always been the problem, and you need to grow the fuck up. You are the result of 20 years of being given in to by your parents because they wanted a quiet life, so you learnt early on the throw tantrums to get what you want and are still doing it now. It’s embarrassing. I’d be absolutely mortified if my kids had ended up like you.

Praying that you don't spend the 4 days you've invited yourself for putting down my parenting choices, yes, many I regret, yes I should do this and I should do that but sometimes some things are not possible. I know you despise my way of doing things but keep your thoughts in your head.

Self centred prick !

Your flatmate sounds like a Mumsnetter

Cycle on the damned road not the pavement

You can control it. You just don't want to.
It's not a virtue, matey.
Your choice, but then again, your consequences.

You absolute sad twat. Sitting outside your house every evening in your little van smoking weed with the engine running and your window down. I don't care that you smoke weed. I do, however, care that I can't enjoy sitting out in my back garden because it stinks of weed.