Things I haven't said out loud this week

[Nam3ChangeAgain]

I will go first!
You are literally the only person that thinks you are amazing! I had to suffer you for years until I wised up! Even your own kids are starting to see you are a dick. You think giving them money makes you a good dad? Try actually spending time with them and getting to know them you you lazy prick!

I hope you do say this out loud!

I am quiet quitting from all your family’s drama and histrionics from this point onwards. If you don’t hear from me, that’s why.

How dare you tell my newborn (who was crying because you were holding him uncomfortably) ‘ aw wee man, you’re sad because Susan said your like your mum, oh don’t worry, you’ll grow out of it’. Make another comment like that and you’ll never see your great grandchild again. Your fake Christian bint.

My friend like this (not the one staying with me) is now a card carrying member of the ADHD community. Textbook. Love him.

I could have diagnosed him at no cost to the NHS 😄

Went to do something in the garden and there they are peeping around the door, and it's cold.
Just told my neighbour "I'm fucking sick to death of you spying on me all the time, you sneak around, peeping around your open door and listening at your door, I can see you through the glass. I can't go out into the garden without you following me and peering through the gaps in the fence. Just leave me alone don't talk to me don't even look at me. I've put up with your shit for 5 years now and enough is enough." I went in and slammed the door.😡
So I finally snapped but didn't fart 😀

I don’t know how you have the cheek to come to work and pretend to do a job. I know you’re just watching YouTube all day. It’s not going to last much longer….

I love you but in other circumstances i don't think i would choose to have you in my life , no one ever has been able to give me the incandescent rage that you do.
Yet again you have to be right , i don't know how i stop myself from punching your lights out , just piss off with your self righteousness.
How your partner puts up with you i'll never know.

I couldn't sympathise more. I absolutely cannot bear people that talk and talk and talk at you. Usually about utter pointless and irrelevant bullshit and not giving you a moment to say anything.
I actually feel very claustrophobic and trapped. It's horrible.
It once happened to me when I was seated next to a random friend of my sister's at her hen do. She talked relentlessly about all of her past relationships without even introducing herself. It went on and on and on and I started to feel panicked that I would never get away. It was awful and ruined my night. I avoided her like the plague at the wedding.
Do people not realise they are doing it or do they not care?

Oooooh this! x 100

does our friendship mean so little that you still haven’t contributed anything towards damage your dog caused to my home and now you want me to look after him again?! You say you’ll give me something when you have the money and that you feel awful, that was months ago, I’ve seen you buy all manner of shit from b&M, Aldi & vinted. You’ve now booked a break (which you are definitely lying about the cost of) and need me to look after him again. I’m so upset that you think so little of our friendship.

I know your Alzheimer’s isn’t your fault but it isn’t mine either and I resent it so much because it’s turned you into a person I no longer know or even like. It’s also changed me into an angry, miserable drudge who feels their pleasant retirement has been stolen from them.

To be fair, I could say it because although it might upset him at the time, he'd have forgotten 30 seconds later.....

He's not the victim here he's a fucking moron and this happened because he's so unbelievably deluded and stupid. And no those people don't 'work with the police', they're internet vigilantes that you've let into your house because your middle aged loser son is a stupid careless loser, and even now you still don't see he's brought them to your door with his stupidity and you've got literal vigilantes in your living room at the age of 71 because he's a fucking stupid selfish fucking idiot.

Of course it those kids that made the racist comments. The parents are total chavs.

"If you annoy the p* out of me this week, then this dead rat is going straight in your car..."

I appreciate that it sounds harsh and awful, but this person makes life difficult for the rest of us at work. When I saw the dead rat, it cheered me up and gave me hope for the week 😳

good for you. First thing I thought is why are folk not saying this aloud?

Nah. These things tend not to stay anonymous x

Your child does NOT have ‘undiagnosed’ ADHD, PDA or any other bloody acronym you care to find to excuse his appalling behaviour. You have raised a brat by refusing to parent him.

Wow, liberating.

You are an entitled, self absorbed dick and I literally couldn’t care less if you come back or not.

Literally no one thinks you, a 60 year old woman, is cool for doing coke. We all roll our eyes and laugh about how you think we are jealous of your crazy lifestyle.

I have a friend like this. I feel she just wants an audience, not a friend. She asks how j am and I say a few sentences and she's looking at something across the room.

@Nam3ChangeAgain I am sick to death of having so much to do. Will this parenting s**t never end! I just want to live in a house on my own, with not a single sole to need me, and drink wine!

And I have good kids so I’d never say it out loud. They can’t help needing so much done for them, still!. But, I’m secretly counting down the time when they are independent adults. Can’t wait.

Money can't buy you class.

Me too. Or the passive aggressive ‘ Oh I don’t know how you can find to read’. Because I actually like reading and you clearly don’t or you’d do some. This while I was a full time teacher with three kids. Also fuck off with your endless comments about my holidays - if you’re that keen on them become a teacher yourself.

For fuck’s sake, shut up (to DH).

Can’t you ask them to leave?