To ask for an opinion you wouldn't say out loud for fear of judgement? (Inoffensive and light hearted please)

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Weather men and women should be sexy.

I don't care if youre a meteorological prodigy

Often used an excuse for someone lashing out. Happens all the time in education.
I was dysregulated this morning when I forgot to put my bin out. I didn't go and punch my husband as a result.

Agree! A friend went on a date with a man in his 30s and he referred to his parents that way. Immediate Ick!

I catered for a residential yoga course once and the tutor sent me a strict list of approved items he would and wouldn't eat (nothing red was particularly eye rolling) which basically restricted me to making lentil slush with asafoetida for every meal. Since I wasn't prepared to make this slop for all the people who were paying good money to take his course I made him separate food twice a day.

Every single time he would eye the food greedily and mutter "I might just try a little bit of that" as he helped himself to big helpings of the varied and colourful vegetarian food I'd made for everyone else, leaving his sacred gloop completely untouched.

If you're reading this SIMON WHATEVER (or your ridiculous acolyte wife) you are a Very Special Wanker.

If you really overweight, and objectively unattractive, getting a tattoo or dyeing your hair purple isn’t going to help

People should dress for the body they have, NOT the body they want!

Some people were using it in nasty ways. Laugh reacts when someone said they were suicidal etc.

I say scon even though logically the ‘e’ makes it sc-own. I googled it and scon is more Scottish/Northern and that’s what my upbringing influences were (Scottish parents). On a similar note, I hate all-monds instead of armonds.

I shouldn't laugh, but 😂🤣😅😂🤣😂😅

Just because you've managed to open a MN account and start a thread relating some relationship difficulty you're having, doesn't automatically mean 'you don't deserve this' like somebody always says. You may well not deserve it, but you could also be a total arsehole that does, there's no way to tell.

That’s horrible.

You can still use laughing emojis through the phone but it’s not quite the same.

That's life though

Like when someone dies, suddenly they're the best, most kind and generous person to have ever lived

When really they were a fucking twat

Nope, sorry that is a close 2nd to Mummy and Daddy and sounds pretentious! I can cope with Mother, Ma, Mum or Dad, Father or Pa!

The dancing in Footloose is terrible. And the film is boring.

I think mounjaro and similar are great but there’s absolutely no point in taking them if you’re never going to make the effort to even walk the length of yourself (if you’re able bodied anyway). You’re still unhealthy, you're just thin and unhealthy now.

I like the code that newspaper obituarists gave come up with to deal with this. 'Strong willed' or 'Didn't suffer fools gladly' basically means 'was an arsehole'.

We need to stop holding schools accountable for bad parenting.

Agree!

And OP's baby may well not be "beautiful"

Ew I forgot about all-monds. I heard someone recently confidently pronounce epitome as "ep-ee-tome" and I didn't know what they were actually saying.

Please explain

Never have I agreed more to any post!!

I love this!

Agree. We were a Two Ronnies family and they were funny!

You have to quote the post then use the emojis in your phone keyboard. It’s not as good as being able to go through the react option on a post. Shame it got ruined by some horrible people mocking other’s distress.

Genito-urinary medicine is not ‘primarily STD related’. It encompasses bladder issues, kidney problems such as stones, narrowed/obstructed ureters, fistulas, cancers, in both sexes, prostate issues in men. There’s an overlap with gynae surgery, transplant surgery etc.

And gynae isn’t just looking at vaginas. Gynaecologists could focus primarily on the obstetric side, elective surgery such as hysterectomy, tubal ligation, ovarian issues, endometriosis, gynaecology oncology, infertility, etc etc etc

I see what you mean. Yeah, it's just not as spontaneous as quick laugh emoji is it?

I cannot fathom why anyone would..... actually I can - they're pathetic cunts.