To ask for an opinion you wouldn't say out loud for fear of judgement? (Inoffensive and light hearted please)

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Weather men and women should be sexy.

I don't care if youre a meteorological prodigy

Agree. I think adults saying mummy and daddy must be a posh, or at least upper middle class thing. As a working class person mummy just sounds babyish to me. I couldn’t be doing with an adult man saying mummy and daddy. I’d never comment of course to people, but in my head I might do a little metaphorical side eye.

See also adventurers/survivalists.

Genitourinary medicine clinics (GUM clinics) deal primarily with sexually transmitted infections, GUM may encompass more but it is not unreasonable, given how commonly the phrase 'GUM clinic' is used to refer to places where STIs are dealt with, for someone to consider genitourinary medicine is primarily STD related.

People who say their mental health is suffering when they just mean that something has made them sad or upset or angry. Please don't devalue real mental health problems.

That would be a big ick to me too unless it was tongue in cheek, or Mater and Pater. I'm sorry but that really does tell you something about the mindset and upbringing of the child and it reeks of Mrs Bouquet (Bucket), or people who think they are something they are not. Ooh and how about Mumsy and Father Dear!

Surely though as a man job this was his fault 😂😂

Similar to the no TV people, people that won't pay the TV licence, but subscribe to Amazon, Netflix and Disney. WTF are you coming from with that?

I think most of our personality and behaviour is inherited and we are a product of our DNA.
Nurture plays a part but I think people (and animals) are just born a certain way.

Nobody should be allowed to post on Mumsnet until they've passed a reading comprehension test.

What's this information saying then? Is there another term for non STD issues in that region of the body?

https://www.hcahealthcare.co.uk/services/departments/genito-urinary-medicine

If DH tells me he's off to bed ee byes one more time I may be getting a new patio.

There is a huge difference between a service that says it is against the law to not pay for, and optional subscription services.
Plus, Netlfix etc are half the price of of a TV license.

Overnight oats are horrible, I’m boring and like porridge!
Before we got our cats I told people they wouldn’t be allowed on the bed or make me get up early to feed them, I would be boss.

Cats are cunts, and I don't understand why anyone would want them.

Well if they are spy-themed and by "equivalent" we mean spy-themed, but for women instead of for men, maybe you're right. I wouldn't know.

But what I meant was something sterotypically of interest to a horny 14-year-old girl, as opposed to a horny 14-year-old boy.

Personalised number plates are the saddest way of trying to show you have money….

I just looked it up and the only categories Bond films have been nominated for are technical. Never been nominated for best picture - and rightly so.

I agree if you were a cunt in life my opinion of you in death isn't going to change.I can't be done with people who elevate fuckers into sainthood once they peg it

You DO have time to read to your child. You are NOT too busy. Just accept that you're a lazy parent and know that, as school staff, we know

My dad died a month ago today.
He was an absolute asshole and I was LC with him. But I do not have the chance to change anything about that now.

And on that topic - people die.
They do not "pass away".
They definitely do not (shudder) "pass".

I think it is up to the person grieving as to how they word things.

80% of road users are monumental twats, another 10% of road users are dimwits. The remaining 10% can actually drive.

People who get ‘triggered’ by things need to get a grip.

I'm sorry for your loss girl xx