To ask for an opinion you wouldn't say out loud for fear of judgement? (Inoffensive and light hearted please)

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Weather men and women should be sexy.

I don't care if youre a meteorological prodigy

What you and your partner get up to in the bedroom is of no concern to anyone else.
Oops! I've just realised that you mean the dog. Well i suppose it take all sorts.

What are Tom's shoes?

Oh, on shoes. Pointed toes on shoes. Especially with trousers. Pointed toes on shoes which are otherwise open. Pointed toes on otherwise open shoes that are neutral in colour. I can never say this because people are still wearing these abominations.

How about we put you in an arena with a bunch of lions instead?

If your diet is vegan, lactose intolerant , nut allergic, gluten free, no carbs, can’t abide garlic, won’t eat curry- then stop making a fuss. Stop being special, and bring your own bloody food!

How do you explain that I only had problems with one child and he's autistic? They were all parented the same.

You should never wear pajamas outside the house. Have some self respect!

Ive never met an anti dog person who isn't sinister. There's something black in their souls.
Ditto people who leave an empty loo roll on the holder for somebody else to change.

Ooh I've got one - bloody "doggy friendly" places with their "doggy friendly" menus.
Today Pampered Pooch can have a pawsecco to drink, or a puppachino.
Get in the bin 😂

I went to school in the seventies and became a school refuser about the age of fourteen.

same as vegans... not enough energy.

A lot of dogs are really ugly. So ugly that I can't imagine how someone would want to cuddle them. I always look at them and think why? You could have had a cute one...

There’s a funny skit Ricky gervais does on this

I feel sorry for a lot of the husbands/partners of MNetters. I also have a dog who shares my bed and who I enjoy taking to places like pubs and cafes and know that it is boiling the piss of some MNetter. Even better, he likes to bark and jump up when he sees someone he knows and loves and as he's a golden retriever that is everyone. Oh and having an affair is not always a bad thing. I'm having one now and he's married too and we are both doing it because of problems in our marriages, but we can't leave (he's an Indian and in an arranged marriage and my husband is terminally ill).

I agree. Also Adele, Ed Sheeran, Oasis and Coldplay.

Adults who have a palette of an underdeveloped five year old. I have a friend who makes restaurants impossible and boring as she only really likes gammon, egg and chips. But the gammon mustn’t be smoked or bangers and mash

That's a brilliant idea! I'm quite short so I'd be closer to the front. 😁

Oh the irony!

FWIW it’s not always men that drive like that

Yes but it IS true.

I know I sound boring but I know people who pay for seating then never sit. It’s really selfish for those that bought a seat because they may not be able to stand and dance all night

tbf with many expensive powerful cars with low suspensions if you don't slow right down for speedbumps you'll rip the front bumper/moulding clean off the car.

It's also why I often refuse to be forced to drop off the edge of the road onto the verge to let the twat flying towards me down the middle of the road past.

Ooh another one
People who say that they "don't eat meat" (forgetting to mention that they eat chicken and turkey- then when you point it out say "yes, but that's not red meat" - it's still meat!)
Also when you're eating and enjoying a bacon sarnie saying "poor piggie" and you have to point out "you eat bacon and sausage when you go out for a breakfast!"
"but but but that's not the same/I only eat it on a Wednesday/at a certain cafe when the sun is shining in a certain direction/ whatever 🙄😁
Ahhhh that was cathartic. As you were.....

people who stand at the baggage carousel at airports blocking it for everyone else & are then joined by the rest of the family some of them little kids. If everyone stood back and waited for their bags before going straight to the belt it would be a much better experience. I think to myself some of these must be educated people just statistically speaking. Yet they clog up the belt so when you see your suitcase you’re practically whacking them with it to get them off whilst trying not to hit their child

Bless you 🤣🤣🤣🤣