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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

****TMI************* alert, do NOT read if easily offended by smutty talk, in fact, even if there is a remote chance of offence, or if you are eating

108 replies

lucyellensmum · 14/06/2008 19:31

So,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AIBU, to ask my DP to go down on me later when i know there is a good possibility im going to start my period??

I know its gross, but i just get SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO horny when im due on, and im desperate

LEM wonders how long it will be before the thread is deleted

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MONKEYMONKEY · 14/06/2008 19:39

Why will it be deleted?

DiscoDizzy · 14/06/2008 19:39

Sorry thats so crude IMO

GeoffWode · 14/06/2008 19:42

Can't you just have a quick swish around with your finger and see if there's any blood, and if it's all clear get your DP to get on with it? Unless you're planning on a cunnithon I doubt there would be enough time for the blood to present itself.

beansprout · 14/06/2008 19:43

Is this really something you need a debate on?!

expatinscotland · 14/06/2008 19:44

why not just let him up the backdoor?

StellaWasADiver · 14/06/2008 19:44

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fawkeoff · 14/06/2008 19:45

just act oblivious to the fact you are due on....if you come on...then you come on

WillburyNibbleQC · 14/06/2008 19:45

Show him this thread.
I'm sure he'll be thrilled.

lucyellensmum · 14/06/2008 20:02

of course not beansprout, im just passing the time .

Expat, that is a possibility, but with his tongue??? I'm not sure whats worse (for him i mean - i actually quite a bit of tongue action around the back)

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KerryMum · 14/06/2008 20:06

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expatinscotland · 14/06/2008 20:06

k, i'm off my food now.

jammi · 14/06/2008 20:06

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SpookyMadMummy · 14/06/2008 20:12

Get one of these or a mooncup he'll never know

posieflump · 14/06/2008 20:15

I don't get it, why don't you just have sex!

lucyellensmum · 14/06/2008 20:20

nothing jammi (yet).

KM, i rarely come from intercourse and tbh he is down right lazy about using his tongue. So, tonight i am like a bitch on heat, do, quite frankly, i don't care if he comes up looking like he has been chomping on a cherry pie.

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eenybeeny · 14/06/2008 20:20

cant speak for everyone else but on some things... I just do not require a public debate!

KerryMum · 14/06/2008 20:21

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notjustmom · 14/06/2008 20:25

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Octothechildherder · 14/06/2008 20:25

pmsl and midly disgusted - I would skip the lickathon tbh and follow expats instructions or get a rabbit.

expatinscotland · 14/06/2008 20:25

WHY or why did I ignore the TMI warning?!

williamsmummy · 14/06/2008 20:25

I say , dont tell him,...............just let him go down.
have fun!

lucyellensmum · 14/06/2008 20:26

actually notjustmom, i might just do that, its all too much bother

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OsmosisBanana · 14/06/2008 20:27

oh expat. I was reading one thread you were on recently talking about your fanjo waxing expertise and thought - right no more fanjo-ing (snurk) around and went and booked myself in for brutal waxing.

Unfortunately I went and talked about it on my wholesome regular quichey group and now i think they might excommunicate me or summat.

It's your fault.

Anyway - to answer the original post - give yourself a quick once over and if all is clear, why not??

Klaw · 14/06/2008 20:27

ooh I tried Sea Pearls but I like the attitude of Jam Sponge! Might get some. I found using one Sea Pearl (a sponge just like jam sponge) was not enough... never thought to use two, d'oh!

And Sea Pearls say to dispose of after 3 months. Jam Sponges say they can be used longer.... I'm currently on Natracare tampons but would like to get back to sponges, and maybe if the bladder prolapse ever gets better I can back to my Mooncup

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