****TMI************* alert, do NOT read if easily offended by smutty talk, in fact, even if there is a remote chance of offence, or if you are eating

[lucyellensmum]

So,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AIBU, to ask my DP to go down on me later when i know there is a good possibility im going to start my period??

I know its gross, but i just get SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO horny when im due on, and im desperate

LEM wonders how long it will be before the thread is deleted

Is it possible to come via 'bum love' with a lazy lover? That sounds highly dubious to me - he will of course, but that's not the point here

did i say he was lazy? oh, i didnt have to . Yes, you can, but you have to help things along a bit, then it is very intense

At last something funny to discuss. Lets be honest we all think these things so why not share them? Answering the thread, just ignore the fact that you are due on and id anything in the red department shows up on his face lovingly wipe it and he will never know. You have probably had it by now anyway or he fell asleepa dn you are in a raging mood!

I would worry about using a jam sponge. What if it wasn't quite dead and ran across the bathroom floor at you?

'bum love' - hilarious MonkeyTrousers

Well if you do this again, just make sure he washes his face before leaving the house in the morning. An acquaintance of mine once obliged a lady with some hot tongue action as she was surfing the crimson tide, he didn't actually realise and went home on the bus looking like a hungover vampire in a nasty pringle jumper.

DH calls that "the walk of shame" - the getting home from your lover's house in all your glad rags. I don't think that I know of anyone who made what they did that obvious though!

ROFL at the entire of this thread!!

expat you were magnificent on this thread

this thread has given me an immense amount of pleasure, even if that is not what the OP intended .

yeah, I still think you should go vote. sniff

me and dh have sex in the shower around the time. and bum sex is great. just tuck in the string and it all looks normal.

I did already

By lucyellensmum on Sun 15-Jun-08 22:00:18
did i say he was lazy? oh, i didnt have to . Yes, you can, but you have to help things along a bit, then it is very intense

I STILL haven't had any loving, bum or otherwise!

Is 'help things along' a euphamism for 'accopmany yourself on the piano'?

Though that might be even more oblique

If it is, that cannot count surely! The whole joy of cunnilingus is that it needs no effort on your own part?

thats not entirely true though monkey. I have to put more effort in "down there" to come during what you just said!! Its less effort with ones hand. Or is that just me then??

I sometimes need to give a helping hand, Dh thinks its great

Bum love with with dp AND a rabbit - NOW THERES AN ORGASM!!

Ohhh no! Effort in cunnilingus? He can't be doing it right, sorry.

I've never laughed, winced and wanted to vomit so much in one thread before.

And pinkt, thanks for that bit of pre jizz info.

VOMIT

I agree nbg VOM

har har well id just go for it he prob wnt care or notice even if youe are bleeding...men dnt care bout all that...xxx

If you have a bath immediately beforehand it will stave off the the bloodflow briefly, particularly once the, er, lubrication kicks in. If you're otherwise clean and he loves you, it's no great shakes I reckon. It's the least he can do in fact!

I agree flubdub, although what i want to know is, why the hell do "they" have to be bunny wabbits or have silly little men faces on them??