****TMI************* alert, do NOT read if easily offended by smutty talk, in fact, even if there is a remote chance of offence, or if you are eating

[lucyellensmum]

So,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AIBU, to ask my DP to go down on me later when i know there is a good possibility im going to start my period??

I know its gross, but i just get SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO horny when im due on, and im desperate

LEM wonders how long it will be before the thread is deleted

LEM are you starting sex-crazed threads again

What happened to your campaign for a sex topic?...

Sometimes I really wonder about those hairy truckers...

Jam sponge???? Now I feel sick

I like a girl who calls a spade a spade. LEM, If you've got the horn you should go for it. I'm sure that you are expected to suck that mans cock and taste the stuff that comes out of it; which girls lets be honest tastes like salty dead squirrel so why the hell not expect him to have a good old lick down there when you may be spotting a bit.

Fairs fair innit

Pembs!!!

this thread is classic.

Pembs lass that is a VERY good point!! Only tonight i will definately be careful about my timing.

You needed to share this?

oh yes desi, its been a boon i coudlnt have made my decision without this thread

so, what have you decided? bum love or will he be earning his red wings?

so are you showin yer husband yer growler then?

What? what did I say Professor!??

LEM, yes timing is all I think you should make sure the lights are out, rub a bit of honey down there to mask any metalic taste and then pretend to be really shocked when he surfaces looking all texas chainsaw massacre. Make sure you get your moneys worth though as you may not get another chance for a while

LMAO@ "growler"

honey??? wont that be a little sticky TBH, he is still working down the shed, i reckon hes caught wind

So's blood. Anyway flash your growler at him out of the window, that'll get him back in the house.

He may be in that shed for some time, LEM. I mean, I wouldn't fucking go down there ..

I once (inadvertently) came on with an ex boyfriend when he was going down on me. He didn't bat an eyelid. He was in the Paratroop Regiment, after all. Used to a drop of blood.

"Tastes like salty dead squirrel"

I am hesitating about asking the obvious question here, because I think PembsLass might just tell me and I'm eating supper......

Unless he's a vegetarian, you have nowt to worry about.

Lush.

I think do it, don't tell him, and then if he surfaces looking like he's been at the jam, shreik and say oh my god you've broken it! Or have a wank

Do you women all gush like a sprung geiser when you start your period?

You Suck! - Play him this and get him in the mood LEM

men are surprisingly unbothered by this stuff so i wouldn't worry too much.

at the end of the day we're supposed to suck their cocks when all that lovely pre-jizz comes out and that's basically just stale piss and come being flushed out.

tel him its your second hymen. OH my god, hardly anyone gets their second hymen broken - what a stud

Pinktulips - I thought that was just the tears of shame