to call of my wedding...

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As my partner has pooed himself in public, infront of his work mates, after one too many. I am revolted, absolutely revolted..

I think you should show him this thread. If the wedding is still on after that, the marriage'll last!

Good morning, the wandering poo ridden elf has failed to return home... im assuming he is alive and is to embarrassed to come home. Failing that the ferry service is probably refusing to let him board, due to poo ridden trousers and he is cowering in a back street of portsmouth city centre.

My mum was telling me that my dad had his stag do the night before their wedding, and he was delivered home in van covered in all sorts of crap. Apparently the next morning my gran turned up on my mums doorstep with all his dirty clothes, gave them to my mum and said 'Here, he's your responsibility now'

On her wedding day!

Your poor mum lol, if his dirty washing turns up here, it shall be burnt in the back garden.

Only just seen this thread.
OMG! It is gross.. but I laughed anyway
have you looked at the pic?
what time is he meant to come home?

the time he said would be home was roughly 12 hours ago... i cant bring myself to look at the pic, the mental image is bad enough. I have a poo free picture taken at about 5pm yesterday, he was already wasted then.

I'd be much more pissed off at him not being home tbh!

Have LOL'd at this thread though.

hasn't he rung at all to say when he'll be back? or doesnt he dare

i am getting rather annoyed that he hasnt let me know hes ok, ive texted him more than once, he must be scared.

PMSL fio!

this thread is so funny i have tears running down my fac has the wandering elf returned yet?

ROFL Fio. There is a pic on my profile. It a poo free one... sorry

have a mental picture of slightly soiled elf sitting on the ferry home with all the morning commuters

Is that really him dressed as an elf? If it is perfect revenge would be to get that blown up put it up all around your neighbourhood asking if anyone has smelt seen him with a number to ring.

Damn meant cross out smelt not italic it!

i have LOLing at this

as much as i would like to pretend its not him in the pic, im afraid it is.
I may just do that Ledodgy if hes not home by lunch time lol.

OMG you are going to get so much mileage out of this one. This thread has made me laugh so much my tummy hurts.

But why the elf costume? I can just about understand the shitting oneself you hear of men doing it when drunk all the time. But WHY was he dressed as a elf!

thats so wrong id be mortified oull never be able to look at him again lol

LOL Fio.
I must start a new thread about yucky things your partner has done.

i dont know why hes dressed as an elf, its all so random... you couldnt make it up.

awwww.... if this was a forced bowel movement that is awful... theres a line to be drawn for party tricks... but my nephew has irritable bowel syndrome... and can't help it sometimes... dressed in a suit at some executive meeting with a posh load of boffins he felt it running down the inside of his trousers and had to go into his bosses office and explain why he couldn't go into the meeting (due to start). His 'lady-boss' asked him to take a seat ..ha ha ha.. and 'why did he look so flushed, was it nerves?' etc... and he just basically said, 'no I've just shit myself'.... poor guy. Its a real bummer to live with, but if it was a forced effort, yeah ditch him, no telling what he does for an encore....