To think loo roll is not enough

[Makinglasagnatakesages]

Not the nicest subject in the world -sorry!

I live abroad and bathrooms have bidees (spelling) I don’t use these, but always use wet toilet wipes which are said to be easily disposable here and not harmful to the environment
Since doing this it makes me think how normal loo roll paper is pretty gross and just can’t possibly get you properly clean 😬

I have one of those squeeze bottles. It’s ok. But just ok.

Well, I think that’s perfectly fine, too.
I also do that sometimes.
i just can’t get the applying a bar of soap to your hands then your body 🤷‍♀️

That makes no sense to me either.

I’m glad it’s not just me! I tried it and I find it really strange.
Double the effort for half the efficiency 🤣

This is just fucking weird.

Why would you post on SM that you lick your DH arsehole?

Washed/not washed or fully scrubbed with a scourer and hose up there - no one wants to know you LICK his bum hole. Gross 🤮

Your plumber is wrong. Do not flush wipes. They disappear.from you loo but cause blockages further down the pipe.

Do you really want to be the cause of shit bubbling up in someone's garden.

I rate my clean bottom more than somebody else’s garden tbh.

Seen plenty worse on here 🤣
I said it to illustrate the level of cleanliness that can be achieved and that I am comfortable with.
I think it’s self-explanatory.

Don’t like it? Don’t do it.
I’ll stick with my clean arse.

Oh come on

Really

You are that concerned about your clean bum hole, not to use a reusable cloth or a jug or a hose or put wet wipes in the BiN that you would prefer to flush something you know is not flushable and the cause of unnecessary distress and upset to others.

If you are genuinely making this choice I'm surprised how entitled and selfish this is.

Got to page 6 then jumped to last one and it's completely wild. Fucking BUMSNET!

Why are some of you happy to just dry wipe! "Oh I don't prepare lunch with my arsehole"

So that's ok then! Have a smelly bum! Jesus!

I'm sorry but as a health care worker who has to do personal care on some people - How you wipe really does matter!

Spread those cheeks and you don't want a puff of stale bum foost! It exists 😬

CLEAN YER BUM!

"Today on BUMSNET the wet wipers fight the dry"

HONESTLY 😂

I can’t believe there are still brainless people out there who believe that ‘flushable’ wipes are actually ok

Thank GOD for someone else who talks sense! There are very few of us on this thread!!
BUMSNET 🤣

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My mind was blown with this thread, let me tell you 😂
The amount of people happy to hang on to their booty flakes is rather shocking and concerning lol x

Exactly!
I think back to when I didn’t know any better, as a child and younger teenager.
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Booty flakes 🤮

LOL...

Well, we now know who has spent too much time at Centre Parks!

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never been there before 🤣

Came back to this thread for a bit of a shock! 😂

it’s certainly moved on 🤪

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Do not use wet wipes on your privates. It's extremely bad for the bacteria down there.

It's going to go on and on into infinity unless everyone can shush and let Whydontyoujustfuckoff have the last word.