To think loo roll is not enough

[Makinglasagnatakesages]

Not the nicest subject in the world -sorry!

I live abroad and bathrooms have bidees (spelling) I don’t use these, but always use wet toilet wipes which are said to be easily disposable here and not harmful to the environment
Since doing this it makes me think how normal loo roll paper is pretty gross and just can’t possibly get you properly clean 😬

No, it doesn't. That's really it.

Are you for real??
Shit stinks.
End of story.

Would you lick your partner’s arse that just had a poo and didn’t wash but just wiped with toilet paper?
I certainly wouldn’t 🤮

Would I lick my husband’s arse after a poo, IF he had had a proper wash? With soap and water/washcloth or a shower?

YES. And I’ve done so many’s a time.
He loves it. And I’m happy to please him.

(Hope that puts paid to the notion that I’m somehow uncomfortable with my body/uptight about sex etc.
I’m the absolute opposite. Anything goes, pretty much.
So long as the relevant body parts are freshly washed!)

But there IS no shit on my or my partners arse if we have wiped sufficiently and both of us can and do. I don't actually ask him for proof that he's showered since having his last poo and I know he won't have done most times in the case of peeing and blow jobs, assuming he's we've been at a restaurant or whatever. My point is not that it doesn't stink, but that there is none on you are able to use loo roll perfectly well. Which we are. I'm not going to debate microbial sized particles. I don't care about that in the context of sexual content or "eew" because I'm not 6 years old. Human bodies are not sterile.

Yes that doesn't mean we shouldn't wash at all...

Sterile and clean are two different things. I don't think my body is sterile but I do aim to be clean...

Interesting marketing going on here for the unnecessary product. Lots of mentions. I don’t like this kind of free selling on what is meant to be a chat forum.

As do I, but as the endless laundry threads on here show, that isn't an objective scale. So I guess we'll just find the level we're happy with.

@PricklesLikely If it's the one I think you mean then I wouldn't actually recommend it. Water is better.

@RhaenysRocks That's not what your previous post said and not what I was responding to...

I bet many of these people who don't wash their bottoms wear thongs as well 🤢

Use the bidet. Its not just for washing your feet.

Many household bathrooms in the UK do not have a bidet. They are less common here than in Europe and some other countries.

My mother has one, but she's the only one I know of. She had to order it specially.

This is what people on here are just not getting!
🤦‍♀️🤣
Thank God to find someone sensible!!

The thing I don’t like is that, whether you use a bidet or have a shower, particles of faeces are going down the plug hole INSIDE YOUR HOUSE. I prefer to go at the end of the garden, clean with a hose, and wipe with a bleach-soaked towel that I then burn. I move house every couple of weeks to have a fresh garden too.

That’s not enough, you need to move to another country where jugs of water and bum cloths are the norm!

The OP has a bidet.

I don’t think I’ll be licking dh bum hole ever, I must lead a sheltered life

Agree- can’t get the image out of my head!

Bamboo TP and then finish with Wype gel or a baby wipe.

Id love a bidet. but no room for one in the bathroom unfortunately.

Me neither.

🤣 it’s not something I’d ever have envisaged doing either, but there you go 🤦‍♀️🤣
Must have had a few drinks 🙃

I have always hated the loo roll only concept. I love being in the ME where bidets and those shower hose things are the norm in toilets. I use a HappyPo which is ok, better than dry tissue and without the risks of wet toilet tissue but I still want a proper bidet - when I have my own place that is the first thing I am doing.

YANBU.

🤣 wasn’t exactly on my to do list either, tbh 🤦‍♀️
Must have been fortified with wine or something 🤣

It’s perfectly doable if the recipient is PRISTINE and trust me, he loved it. The payback was worth it. 🙃🙌

I don’t fancy anyone doing it to me tbh, but lots of guys like arse play of some sort 🤷‍♀️

My plumber said it’s fine to flush two at a time.

That story has people flushing sanitary towels and NAPPIES?!

I cannot imagine!

Oh that’s what they are called “bidet guns” - thanks!

This is fascinating regarding applying soap direct to body or to hands.

I do neither - I apply soap to a washcloth! 😄

We need the laugh react back!