Important hello for everyone

[FriendlyHedgehogMeow]

Hello mumsnet people

Do you have teen boys who are all strapping 6ft 4in and play rugby for the county?

😂😂😂

@FrankSinatraonToast
Do they have hollow legs?

This is a reverse, surely?

Just arrived sorry. I could not leave my enormous utility room as I was carefully watching my tumble dryer (as I do daily) to make sure that it did not SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES.

It didn’t.

This time…..🧐

hello and hello. Now dashing off to monitor the dishwasher.

Diagram or it didn’t happen

😂😂😂😂

It’s important to establish your boundaries.

Thanks op, sons crying now (in the Sistine chapel of course).

Hi, you’d better be paying for all of us as we’re here are your invitation (which was not a summons) and you didn’t specify otherwise.

Just say “that doesn’t work for me”

Rediculous and discusting. Are you on glue?

Oh and no more than one square of 90 % dark chocolate a day

Did you snap and fart?

😂😂

He's a cocklodger. Just block and move on.

Just popping back in after doing 40 hours of exercise today and eating two lettuce leaves. Whilst I get ready to strip my bed for the fourth time and have my fifth shower of the day.

Check your home insurance policy - you might be covered for legal advice.

I'm just here for the Sporner Photo .
stick some mag sulph paste on then stab randomly with a sterilised needle

<<Rubs Thighs>>

I want it to be just my own little family at Christmas.

Is this the hill you have picked to die on op 🤔

No is a complete sentence.

have you got a Ring doorbell?

😂😂😂😂

Ducks, row, hello 👋

Use your words