Important hello for everyone

[FriendlyHedgehogMeow]

Hello mumsnet people

Bloody Hell Broon Trigger Warning would be nice .
He's wearing REAL FUR

Hi! I was taken to stately homes throughout childhood.

And exposing genitals. It’s not the sex board FFS

I hate to spoil the fun but OP is over on another (very serious) thread being completely inappropriate, and has had a post deleted. I don’t think we need to worry about this being some nice older lady confused about the internet…

Great turnout here though, well done everyone! 😆

Yes, it's definitely time for your parents to move into sheltered housing.

Actually scrub that.

Just install them in the nearest care home immediately. You can pretend to the matron that you've got POA.

My 3 year old has been very vocal about the upcoming budget. She thinks that the two child cap should remain. She cries and is utterly inconsolable about how we will cope if the welfare bill keeps going up.
Her cries are keeping our neighbours up at night. They are benefit scroungers. They never leave the house but they have a posh BMW on the drive. Must be one of those frees cars people on PIP get. The husband has an electric wheelchair but he must be taking the piss as I see him in his kitchen without it.

We only turn the heating on when it is -1 inside, but only for an hour and during the day.

That particular cat always exposes his genitals.

He's that kind of cat.

I can say this on here because it’s anonymous:I let my dog off the lead in public parks. Even when there are other dogs there.

Ha!
Lightweight!

We haven't even got any heating installed. We don't use it.

Better to move them into your own house , dress up as Hattie Jaques and pretend you are the Matron .

Just saw you being a total arsehole on another thread @FriendlyHedgehogMeow. Go to bed. It’s an early start for school in the morning.

I let my dog poo in public. And I don't use bleach to clean up after.

My husband (merchant banker) earns £50,000,000 plus bonuses per year. I earn £5,000 working night shifts as a cleaner. I can’t work during the day as I am busy cleaning our mansion and looking after our nine kids. My husband insists that all my earnings go to pay household expenses as “it’s the least I can do”.
I desperately need new dentures (now on a liquid diet) but can’t afford them. Am I unreasonable in expecting him to make a small contribution?

Reported!

Find your anger OP!

I'm sure you can get him some little knickers or something .
My Male Cat wears a Vejazzle type pendant on his tail to cover his Bumhole but he is an EssexBoy .

Is your three year old called Tarquin? He must be frightfully distressed by your neighbours. Report them. They might leave a sofa on their driveway next, or an old washing machine. You don't want things to escalate.

I do not want to share anything.

@NutsAndMay what did OP do?

OP has disappeared

Wow, have you stalked me online? That is his name!

Fatal flaw spotted there.

You'd then become their default carers.

Or I suppose you could just ignore them completely.

@Shakeandvacuum where is OP???

I hope you realise one chicken is never going to feed everyone who has turned up tonight.