Important hello for everyone

[FriendlyHedgehogMeow]

Hello mumsnet people

Cooking from scratch.

You’re being very judgmental OP. In fact, everyone on this thread is being very judgmental.

That has given me too much to think about before bed.

NRTFT, but MN at its finest!😁

lol - you’re clearly new around here 🤣

No, it's not normal for your DH to use a penis beaker.

Peg it to the washing line on a windy day, that'll get rid of the smell....

Why don’t you just get a babysitter?

Exactly, I’ve got lots of school mum friends who would help out.

Hedgehogs sound like little demagorgons.

Your husband sounds very selfish OP.

In fact, all husbands sound very selfish.

Just grey rock them ffs.

I was in bed and heard a weird snuffling sound. There was a hedgehog under my bed! It had got into my house and up the stairs!
They are pretty loud when they want to be.
Little bugger kept coming into my house to raid the cat food.

Actually, all husbands permanently sound very selfish IMO.
Because they are.
Very, very selfish.

My four year old has just drawn an exact replica of the Mona Lisa. Do you think he might be gifted? Should I mention it to his teacher? She's definitely not fit to teach him, she's newly qualified and looks about 12.

You need to go No Contact, OP.

Gratuitous cat picture

Also, is it OK to hang my washing out in the dark?

Mine worships the ground I walk on. I wouldn’t accept anything less.

I take it you are Vegan then ?

If you’re broke (i.e. earning less than £100k a year), could you not just move?

I do not want to care share.

Are you on glue? Don’t you know there’s a cost of living crisis?

You sound like hard work 😜

In between their taking in washing and ironing.
To help out with the bills, doncha' know.