I want my Aunts husband to be one of those people you hear about where no one finds them dead for weeks and the cat has eaten half of their face. Technically he is my uncle but I refuse to refer to him as such.
He is a vile piece of shit. An abusive cheater who knows full well that her whole family loathe him. Almost 60 years ago my Grandparents told her that it would be ok with them if she wanted to cancel the wedding, they would handle everything but she went ahead. That would have been a massive thing in the 60's, far more so than it would be now and the fact that they wanted her to cancel tells you all you need to know She suffered her whole life at his hands. She never knew peace or true happiness with him, she took her happiness with the rest of her family. She was loving and kind and everything she was, he wasnt.
His own DD's (my cousins) only kept in touch because of my Aunt. She passed away last week and his final act of shittiness to her and us was to deny her a Christian funeral. She had a strong faith and it would have meant a lot to her, and to my mother. Her and mum were so close and we cant say goodbye as he has insisted on direct cremation. Oh, he was as tight as a gnats arsehole when it came to Aunt too, so would obviously choose the cheapest option.
It was his final act of revenge against her and us.
But be careful what you wish for. In behaving like this no one will care and much less even notice when he dies, which wont be long given his age and state of health. And the fact that no one will agree to fund the disposal of his body means that the man who thought he was Gods Gift to the world will get a paupers funeral. Couldnt be more deserved.
Oh and yes, he has a cat and a dog so fingers crossed.