to ask you to tell us something you’d never admit IRL

[GooseAndSandals]

I’ll start with one of my less dark ones. I didn’t care when my father died.

Yep, pretty grim. Dirty, crooked nails too🤮

If I had money, I wouldn’t still be with OH.
But I don’t.

I have made a new (female) friend about a year/year and a half ago, who I have gradually come to realise I have a bit of a crush on. I've never had any feelings for any woman before in my 40+ years...

I often think about driving my car off the side of the road on the motorway when going over the split levels on the M5.

For years I have used made up work commitments to dodge events I don’t want to attend.Works a treat. And no one can disprove or dispute it.
Oh I’d love to go but I’m on call/Someone phone in sick/Short staffed
Fucking priceless

When I left they asked me to write the job spec for the next candidates. That was the most challenging part of doing the job for 3 years 😂

The audacity of him! I am angry on your behalf. I hope you told him to fuck off to the far side of fuck and then fuck off some more. Or if not, at least stop interacting with him. You don't owe him a damn thing.

As a way to end it all, or just for the hell of it?

Are you my sister in law

And addictive.
OTC codeine addiction is huge.

I like her already 😉
Its a great excuse,can’t be challenged, and it’s credible

I think I’m quite possibly mad. I’ve never felt well, every day I believe something quite catastrophic is going to happen and I’m only at peace for about a minute after I wake up. Usually in disbelief that I made it to another day. I never tell anyone as I worry they will think I’m crazy.

My fil died earlier this year and I’m so fed up of hearing about it from dh, I honestly couldn’t give a shit.

Im resentful of the time dh took away from me and our child, ignoring us for months, over a man he barely tolerated or saw while he was alive and somehow has now canonised into a saint now he’s dead. It’s boring.

I also won’t care when MIL dies. She’s been a self centred pain in the arse for the last 20 years.

Did you have something traumatic happen to you as a child that might have started this feeling? It sounds awful to have always felt like this.

Oh shit. You were nearly busted that close to the finish line 😂I would have just given them all the 'how to' documents that saved my arse nearly every day 😁

I really don’t want to care for my (severely disabled) brother when my parents die. I worry about it and dread it almost every day.

I would much rather be dead. I’d never kill myself, but given the choice between being alive or dead, I’d choose dead every time.

My husband is truly wonderful, he could absolutely do much better than me.
But I get carried away having crushes on unsuitable people or actors/ musicians, dream of a fantasy life all too often.
Even though I'm so tongue tied and such a homebody that even if I did see that one especially hot actor in the street I'd do nothing but squeak and flee.
Even if I have a dream about said famous person(s) they always turn me down , I'm plain but fat with many stretch marks and a large tummy, it's reality😂

Tell us more 👂

Well you can get a fiddly irrigation set from the NHS or you can buy an anal attachment to attach to the end of a shower hose after you unscrew the shower head; available on eBay (new). Obviously you have to clean it after use. Using fingers can be dangerous as you can perforate your bowel

Don't do it. You are not your brother's keeper. Make it clear to them before they die that it 100% won't be happening.

But whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!???!?!?!?!? I can only just be arsed cleaning my teeth!

Because if you’re chronically constipated you have no choice! & someone further up the thread said they use two fingers to relieve themselves

@NotSureFeelingLost oh no! You are absolutely not a waste of space. Please try not to think of yourself like this.

It's the feeling, the idea. At 20, it taught me not to fear commitment. That changed my life - I'd have been bad at relationships otherwise. But that feeling still involves longing, even though I know it's not the person. I would not want them back, though I still love them - a bit like a victim I think. Others I loved left a different impression.

I can't wait for my mums husband to die. I hope its tomorrow.