I can tell not many people have been in a relationship with a man from a Muslim country!
My ex husband wouldn’t dream of having sex unless he’d had a shower, I’m pretty sure he expected me to model myself on his behaviour. This was different if it was spontaneous but then you don’t have time to consider these things. If OP is literally waiting for her DH whilst he curls on out then it’s going to be on her mind isn’t it?! I hope the smell is contained.
All the men I’ve dated/married from Muslim countries (more than the average person I suspect, I definitely have a type!) wash their bums after pooing and I have to admit that I do appreciate it.
My current DP of 13 years has had to use toilet paper on occasion (when we are out or go away) rather than washing and says he just feels itchy and unclean afterwards. I tried to use a lota (bum washing jug) as I liked the idea of how much more hygienic it is but now we have a bum gun. I just couldn’t use the lota as it requires a lot of dexterity, my DP was taught how to use it as a child - I just flooded our bathroom 😂.
I am used to these kinds of discussions because people are often curious and ask DP about his bum washing (left hand only !) when they see his hygiene equipment in our bathroom. I did insist in introducing soap though which I know a lot of Muslims don’t bother with and just use water. I said if you aren’t going to use soap you are just splashing poo particles around with water.
DP also has a portable bum washer now but I stick to wet wipes. After several years of this I couldn’t go back to loo roll myself as it just doesn’t feel clean.
I think OP’s main issue (but who knows as she hasn’t returned 🤔) is knowing that her DP is doing a “squeeze n splash” before the jiggy jiggy. It’s not very sexy or much of a turn on to be aroused and ready for sex and your DH to declare he’s dropping the twins at the pool whilst you lie in bed and wait for him to finish.
A huge majority of people know roughly when they are going to have a bowel movement, I don’t understand why if they are TTC that they can’t avoid having sex around the time her DH usually shits?
This is unless he’s one of these mythical creatures I’ve heard about who can shit on command. If that’s the case then I wouldn’t be happy about him factoring having a shit into foreplay 🥴.
We all poo but it’s the last thing I want to be thinking about before sex.
I know some people are different and have a fetish, I’m starting to wonder about the OP who has literally dropped and ran.