To be putoff intimacy with DP due to this?

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DP and I are doing the deed a lot more regularly at the moment because we are ttc. This is usually in the evening when we first get into bed.

DP has a habit of going to the loo for several minutes before he joins me. I told him I find this off putting and unhygienic and asked if he can wait until after or go earlier in the day.

He just doesn’t see the issue and how someone would find it off putting.

Do you think I’m being unreasonable or would this annoy you too? It just seems stupid timing when you know you are going to be intimate with someone. It’s not a one off, it’s most occasions.

Houdini is alive and well.

But the power is controllable and you just stop pressing the lever to stop water flow. Am at work with all my Muslim colleagues and they are in stitches on the thought of someone managing to spray their eyes

I don’t have any pets (and when I did they weren’t allowed on the sofa or beds anyways) but I do know a family that wipes their dog’s paws and bum when they get back inside after a walk.

Why would you need to shower after a poo? How are you pooing?

Think you need to travel more and be a bit more open minded lol.

I read this as 'bumming the sex towel' at first 😂

Ha ha yes - this is definitely an eye opener and now my list of things I have never thought about ever before #203

Does he use wet wipes after he goes or does he just wipe with tissue? DH showers before we DTD, if that’s not possible wet wipes until he is clean. I would be put off being intimate with someone who had just pooped and was not fully clean.

I can't say I'd be turned on if I heard my partner curling out a giant turd before dtd. Imagine the smell wafting through!

Oh dear oh dear. It is only a matter of time before PetsAtHome are selling dog bum guns with pawbath attachment.

He needs to shower after.

You didn't work here did you?

From the woman's bum not the man's!

Yes, I would have thought (previously, before this thread) going to the toilet before bed was normal. Now I don't know what to think.

Me too 😂😂 I’m laughing away to myself reading this

I mean he could use them bum wipes there only 45p or something from aldi

I presume OP that you two aren't into tarmacing then?

Well we don't know anyone has, but it looks a distinct risk to me. I'm not about to consider any kind of power-washing of my bottom.

He needs to rub his arse over your vagina, a lot of people don’t know that’s actually how you do it. Ideally in a clockwise motion. What’s perceived as “normal PIV” is actually a myth peddled by mainstream media to prevent the masses from the true enjoyment of sex.

With what? And how did they dispose of it? Was it immediately incinerated?

Omg 😂 😂

Bring back the penis beaker

or now a bum beaker

😂😂😂😂

🤣😭💀

I wouldn’t have sex with my husband if he’d just done a poo unless he had a shower afterwards.

I feel like I have lost my innocence today…