To ask if you like these so called ‘Prosecco Jens?”

[FarFarAwayTrain]

I could explain but I think all you wise ladies of mumsnet know what I mean !!

Oh this is gold

why on earth didn’t you pursue an alliterative option?

dying

Yeah.... That was the joke

As a Jen, I only drink Prosecco as a mixer. We are more your Cristal type.

Try a little harder. Better still, don’t.