To ask if you like these so called ‘Prosecco Jens?”

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I could explain but I think all you wise ladies of mumsnet know what I mean !!

Think it’s weird for anyone to share their weekend plans on Facebook in 2025. I don’t care if you like a drink on the weekend, but just have your wine, no need to announce it.

@IHaveAlwaysLivedintheCastle You can't just say "No dur it isn't a political critique because I think it's lazy" when I have just carefully explained the nature of the political critique.

Lazy would be me saying "hahaha gammons are idiots" without offering you an explanation of why it is a legitimate satire.

Do you not think it's reasonable to satirise privileged outrage?

It's a lazy, hackneyed phrase which gets trotted out as some sort of gotcha. It's completely unneccesary. Make your point using actual arguments- not spewing out a brainless soundbite.

This

Oh I like the sound of Scandinavian Prosecco Jen!

Chad I think would count as this.

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I did too! I was expecting some hideous denims with like a bubble print looking like you've splashed water all over yourself 😆

I've no idea what they are and glad I don't.

Imagine him, rugged, slightly stubbly, stepping off a fishing boat, in his handcrafted knitwear (he knits), he sweeps you up in his arms, kisses you passionately, then pops a bottle of prosecco before taking you back to his impeccably furnished home overlooking the fjords for a night of intense lovemaking.

#proseccoJens

Yet if someone started a thread encouraging everyone to refer to naughty, thick boys who come from families where dad is fat, tattooed and bald ( or has thinning hair) as Tyler’s.
Imagine the outrage.
Oh shut up you Tyler.
Then it becomes used in general terms to describe any boy who has a dad who looks like this.
Btw you can replace Tyler with any name popular with working class boys.
It’s only a joke, if you get annoyed then you are far too sensitive.
Or uses Tyler to describe any man who has children to more than one woman. Oh he’s a right Tyler he is. Kids to 2 different women and he isn’t even 30 yet! What a Tyler.

Yeah problem is I still think it’s 2010 if I’m honest !

So you’ve made something up and expect everyone to know what you’re on about?? 🤔😵‍💫😵‍💫

Me too. I imagined upside down legs. It will probably be the next fashion statement though.

This is the only interpretation that I will tolerate on this thread

Can you repeat the question?

“So called”? by whom?

seems it’s just by you 🤷‍♀️

The bizarrest thing about this thread is the OP calling them ‘so called’, when it appears she is literally the only person who calls them that 😂

I feel the OP has misread something (whilst imbibing) and here we are.

Bring me Jens

Can we pack in using shame to control women's behaviour?
On every high street betting shops are always making big profits, but it's the women in the nail shops that get the criticism. A lot of women are still stuck with the kids, so they have a drink at home, we did it in the 70/80/90s, some women like to use social media to feel less lonely, because unlike their male counter parts they aren't in the pub/away for the weekend, under the guise of watching/playing sport.

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@TwinklyWrinkly it's Bolt's birthday today 🎂

I work for a Swedish company - and they do get the cool names..

I don't understand this thread 🤔😂
Is everyone smashed?

Yes, on Prosecco.