Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

[yeahhhhmate]

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

We went to the cinema for a first date and despite it having been arranged for a week he went to see the film two days before (it wasn't a big release I could have understood him struggling to wait to see). He then quoted along with all the trailers until I asked him to stop.

There was no second date.

At the end of any statement/question saying “isn’t it, Missedthis, isn’t it?”

It honestly nearly moved me to violence, but I settled for saying “No, it fucking isn’t” and leaving.

If anyone grasps at me while hugging me I get it. Like rubbing my back. Ick

He picked me up wearing a thin leather yellow tie, over a polo t shirt.

Another one picked me up in a white transit van.

He took me to meet his mum, who was cooking his dinner and shouted, in a singy voice to her 🎶 you done a dinner for my babyyyyyy 🎶

His name was Carl.

He was naked, throwing up over a sink and all I could see were his dangling balls 🤢

All dumped!

Dangling balls 😂😂😂

😆 🤣 😂

I was meeting another one and his bus passed me as I was walking. He was sat right at the back and saw me walking. He slowly turned his head round to look back at me and winked.

I walked straight back home.

He repeated something I said making it rhyme, using a baby voice.

Jesus. I thought this was all one guy until your last line.

Oh yeah, just too much.

Was he sick because of his Mum's dinner ? 🤣🤣

😆 🤣

DTD - started yelling “Receive my di*ck. RECEIVE IT” repeatedly throughout

Took me to meet his cousins and we had only been seeing each other a week or so they sat in a smelly living room with massive dogs everywhere and didn't didn't speak to me. Dumped

Went to a fun fair and he ate a burger from a burger van, not his fault it didn't agree with him but when we went back in the car he genuine nearly shat himself, did a fart the car smelt like a dead thing anf then had to run into a BP garage/service station thing for the loo. While I sat there in the stench omg dumped

Cracking up 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

Someone I never met but kept telling me I needed a big strong man to protect me.

What the actual fuck?

Did you call a halt and leave immediately?

OMG you’re actually serious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Any man who repeatedly tells me they are 6 ft 2, 6 ft 3, 6 ft 4 as though that’s a huge allure.

Seriously 😂

JFC

No, I endured it until the end and made a polite excuse.

One guy took me to the Little Chef on the first date.

Another one started bombarding me with texts a couple of days before our first date.
I just want to cuddle you.
I don’t want anyone else to find out how cute you are.
I don’t want anyone to steal you away.

I cancelled the date.

Winner 😂

You just reminded me of a friend of mine this happened to, except it was:
‘TAKE IT’ 😂

we laughed for years

Was the polite excuse “You’re a god darn weirdo”, because that’s about as polite as I can make it. 😂