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FGS wrong wine wrong pizza

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Missrosie123 · 16/07/2025 19:04

Just as the title says really. A busy day. I was going to do a Deliveroo order for pizzas and my favourite wine. DH insists on going to the shop. Comes back without the wine. Goes back for it and gets right brand but wrong type. Come to cook pizzas. Asked for two. He got both the same. The one type of pizza I don’t eat.
Im being pathetic as I’ve not even said anything. I can’t cope with his inevitable ‘I’m so rubbish at everything’ downward spiral where I then have to pick him up. Sick of carrying the mental load for everything. He is a good man and a good dad, it’s just not enough.

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Ferrissia3 · 16/07/2025 20:21

I don't see any indication of strategic/weaponised incompetence- the op wanted to take care of this herself and he insisted on doing it (so I can't see how he was 'trying to get out of doing something by deliberately doing a crap job').

To me it suggests he is either actually actively being mean being op - and going the extra mile with going back for the wine! (although apologies if I've misread that). That would be extreme though, it seems most likely to me that you and your needs barely even enter his mind op (I imagine that is apparent in other behaviors of his), and that must feel pretty awful xx

ChocolateGanache · 16/07/2025 20:22

LTB

MumbleJumble123 · 16/07/2025 20:22

thatsalad · 16/07/2025 20:03

This sounds like adhd

I have ADHD and I’m not sure it does. I might forget something but I’m also capable of making a note on my phone to help me remember or texting DH to ask if he usually gets Chardonnay or Chenin Blanc etc. And if I do make a mistake or forget something then I offer to make it right (go back out, look after the kids whilst he goes, pay for the delivery etc). I don’t just sulk because the other person pointed out I’d got it wrong.

It sounds like he just doesn’t care enough about OP’s preferences to think or ask. It’s not an ADHD thing, it’s a not trying hard enough thing.

FlowerUser · 16/07/2025 20:22

My DH came back with the wrong wine for a night in I was having while he took his DD out. I didn't realise till he'd left.

Right brand, wrong grape - he bought sauvignon blanc and I hate it. I wanted a chardonnay.

He was mortified! He couldn't have been sorrier, promised to make it up to me, wrote CHARDONNAY in big letters on the whiteboard, and when he next went out for wine he made a point of saying look, I got chardonnay, I did it right!

As it was I drank the damn sav plonk because we drink red together and I wanted white wine.

But this is how someone who cares about you reacts when they've fucked up.

Obimumkinobi · 16/07/2025 20:23

Yes, it's "only" pizza and wine today but presumably he's her next of kin, so one day he might have to actually know what the fuck he's doing!

FreewomaninParis · 16/07/2025 20:23

The sad thing is you can’t raise it with him as he’ll fall on the whole ‘woe is me’ shebang. Leave him. It’s exhausting

Crucible · 16/07/2025 20:27

When he goes into an 'I'm shit' downward spiral, have you ever just agreed with him?

Yep DH. Crap job. Are you this inattentive at work?

What would happen?

WilfredsPies · 16/07/2025 20:30

Im being pathetic as I’ve not even said anything You’re not being pathetic at all. You know that there will be consequences that you’ll have to deal with if you do say something, and you haven’t got the energy to deal with it today. That’s not you being pathetic.

I can’t cope with his inevitable ‘I’m so rubbish at everything’ downward spiral where I then have to pick him up. Sick of carrying the mental load for everything So you know he’s going to do the spiral thing again if it’s a habit. What would happen if you didn’t pick him up? What would happen if, the next time he’s complaining that he can’t get anything right, you say ‘You’re right. You’re not doing enough. I’m about an inch away from divorcing you, so you either buck your ideas up and start acting like a competent adult or you do what you usually do, curl up into a ball and weep until I lose the very last bit of love and respect I have left for you. Your choice, because I’m not pandering to you or pretending it doesn’t matter anymore’. Then walk out of the room and leave him to it.

He is a good man and a good dad, it’s just not enough Is he? A good man who can’t remember anything about what his partner likes eating? Or what wine she likes? How much attention is he paying to you? Someone who uses emotional blackmail at the slightest hint of criticism until you’re squashing down your frustration, comforting him and telling him that it’s ok he’s useless, because you’ll carry on doing everything? He sounds quite manipulative to me. And I’m not saying it’s intentional. I think it’s probably so ingrained that he truly believes he’s the victim in all of this and you’re the domineering woman who bullies him. Does he pull this crap at work? Would he tell his boss that he knew he was useless? Would he expect his boss to pander to him? Of course not. He’d be out on his ear. Does he do this with his friends? Or his family? No, I thought not. This is targeted at you.

I’m sure he’s perfectly pleasant and doesn’t beat you or scream at the DC. But that’s what a friend does. Or a casual boyfriend. Someone you wouldn’t expect to know the one type of pizza you don’t like to eat. Or what you like to drink. A husband and father needs to be doing more. He needs to be pulling his weight in every aspect of family and married life.

If he was doing everything else and you were swanning about having the life of Riley, maybe swishing a duster round once a week, then maybe you would be being a bit demanding. Is he doing everything else? I strongly suspect not.

Thatcannotberight · 16/07/2025 20:33

I would write him a list in block capitals, being very specific about brand and type. OH forgets things and gets stressed in shops. I'd end up with Merlot when I want Malbec. But he absolutely knows I need a vegetable pizza and definitely not a pepperoni.

Tinytimmy123 · 16/07/2025 20:34

Any possibility it is deliberate incompetence to get attention?
He knows his behaviour will get you to mollycoddle him.

MissScarletInTheBallroom · 16/07/2025 20:35

Difficile · 16/07/2025 19:11

This is weaponised incompetence. If he does it poorly enough times, eventually you'll be forced to do it yourself and will stop asking for his help.

He's being a knob on purpose. Don't let him play the victim.

It's worse than that because she didn't ask for his help.

Rainbowqueeen · 16/07/2025 20:38

Ask yourself this OP. Is he only a good dad at the fun parts of parenting or is he actually a fully involved hands on parent. There’s a massive difference.

Im not sure he is a good man. It sounds like he did this deliberately. Who gets both orders incorrect? Who gets 2 pizzas the same? And who falls into a self pity depts of despair when they get something wrong instead of taking notes to do better, apologising and trying to fix it.

I agree you have a lot to think about. Start by really assessing if he is a good man and a good parent.

Spinachpastapicker · 16/07/2025 20:42

Radioundermypillow · 16/07/2025 19:05

Oh dear. Maybe you go next time?

Raise your bar.

Spinachpastapicker · 16/07/2025 20:43

MessageMystery · 16/07/2025 19:06

You wanted pizza and wine, you got pizza and wine. Just enjoy it.

She can’t eat the pizza. At least read the OP fgs.

TangerinePlate · 16/07/2025 20:43

The crux is whatever OP says it’s always her with an “ishoo” in her “D”H’s eyes.

He insisted on doing the job and fucked it up.

He got wrong pizza- 2 of the same kind so there’s no variation. He didn’t get wine so he went back to the shop and got a wrong one.

In his opinion he delivered- who cares that it’s wrong item- that will be OP’s fault for nitpicking and not being happy. He went to the shop twice right?

So it’s either mr. Angry (wtf you’re complaining about as I got you stuff) or mr. Victim (I can’t get anything right but I tried). Both reactions put onus on OP who’s got shit food,shit drink and got pissed off by her H with his pathetic weaponised incompetence instead of nice evening with food and drink of her choice.

I’m with @FlowerUser . I hate savignon blanc, love chardonnay and most of Italian whites.

I wouldn’t be happy if instead of lovely light pizza I got greasy shite with some vinegary piss poor wine to go with it.

OP 💐💐💐

I’m single btw and happy that after years of carrying mental and physical load I’m free of another person to consider (and who didn’t give 2 shits about me)

Jennyathemall · 16/07/2025 20:44

It’s either weaponised incompetence in which case you have a problem or he is genuinely incapable of performing such a simple task correctly in which case you have a problem.

Isobel201 · 16/07/2025 20:45

GreenGully · 16/07/2025 19:24

The pizza and wine are red herrings.

You are totally fed up with him. Why?

This, I have a feeling there are troubles beyond the wrong wine and pizza?

dynamiccactus · 16/07/2025 20:45

It's not hard to get the right wine and the right pizza. And he must know what you do and don't like.

Yes I'd be really cross too.

SomeOfTheTrouble · 16/07/2025 20:46

MessageMystery · 16/07/2025 19:06

You wanted pizza and wine, you got pizza and wine. Just enjoy it.

Do you regularly enjoy eating and drinking things you don’t like?

Spinachpastapicker · 16/07/2025 20:46

Difficile · 16/07/2025 19:11

This is weaponised incompetence. If he does it poorly enough times, eventually you'll be forced to do it yourself and will stop asking for his help.

He's being a knob on purpose. Don't let him play the victim.

I’m not sure which is worse - that it’s deliberate incompetence or that he is just this pathetic!

The whining about not being able to do anything right would give me the utter ick. It’s a tactic to stop you giving him the bollocking that he deserves. What a baby.

I would really struggle to respect someone like this - unless there was a diagnosis of ADHD or something. Even then, he could take a simple list!

Isitreallysohard · 16/07/2025 20:47

This would piss me off if he does it all the time. And especially if he takes no responsibility for it. Does he write things down? If not, make him start.

Spinachpastapicker · 16/07/2025 20:48

JJWT · 16/07/2025 19:49

I'm afraid I would very pass agg go to the shop and get the correct things, then settle down and enjoy them, leaving the alternatives untouched. I know this doesn't put me on a pedestal of virtue but I'd be fuming and determined to demonstrate that I'm perfectly capable of managing better without his interference, via actions rather than words.

I like your style. Don’t put up with this crap OP. You deserve better.

Spinachpastapicker · 16/07/2025 20:49

Morry15 · 16/07/2025 19:54

Meanwhile in the real world......its pizza and wine. It's not the end of the world.

Ffs nobody said it was, but she deserves a pizza she can eat and wine she likes!

EasyTouch · 16/07/2025 20:51

Morry15 · 16/07/2025 19:54

Meanwhile in the real world......its pizza and wine. It's not the end of the world.

A lot of women are satisfied with a man who works, shuffles the kids around now and again , provides sex and manages not to leave skidmarks in the toilet or their drawers. Oh, and not beat them.
Another set of women, with bars higher than limbo level want to actually be SEEN in a relationship.
It is not hard to know the likes and dislikes and habits of one's loved ones.
However, that would require giving a fuck and being interested and invested in one's loved ones.

So many women never realise that they are only a vagina, cook, womb and unpaid secretary to a man because they are so GRATEFUL that he is able to go about without his knuckles dragging on the ground.

RainbowZebraWarrior · 16/07/2025 20:51

Spinachpastapicker · 16/07/2025 20:49

Ffs nobody said it was, but she deserves a pizza she can eat and wine she likes!

Exactly. Imagine going on a daring site and saying you were looking for a partner who took no notice of your needs or likes.

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