Do you call your child "sausage"?

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It's really annoying

No aibu I'm confident iabr

Yes! My toddler is ‘beautiful little sausage’ and the baby is ‘cute little sausage’. My MIL also refers to them as sausage (or possum) which is purely coincidence as I don’t see her very often.

i have a ‘sweet pea’ & I was a ‘bean’

Silly sausage sometimes but mostly silly goose, or silly geese if they are both being silly. Grossy goose if they are being gross or have boogers. I don’t know why I went with goose. My mum calls us duck or ducks so maybe it’s that (yes even as adults).

My dad always calls me bug. He has only called me by my real name twice (when I got expelled from school and when I was brought home by the police as a teenager). It was a bit embarrassing when I was a teenager at parents evening. Or at school competitions when my dad was yelling “GO ON BUG!!” in his best tracksuit at the mathletes semi final against a very posh private school.

I hadn't heard of it until your comment, and haven't listened to it yet.

Was about to say, I call my youngest poppet. He's 24 😳

Definitely to munchkin, pumpkin and chicken! And spud, poppet and monkey.

I call mine a little nugget 🤣

My kids are Boody Joe and The Skull

My mum still calls me sausage fairly regularly, and I'm 40.

😂

I called my late DH sausage. It wasn't aggressive or passive aggressive (struggling with that interpretation) it was affectionate.

I work in a nursery. I call the children there 'sausage'.

Sausage, potato, pickle, bambino, small, all used here as endearing nicknames.
You are unreasonable for caring what people use as pet names.

When they were younger they were sometimes sausages, now they're doughnuts

I am called Spam by certain members of my family 😁
I also call dd sausage but not pickle

Love this 😂I was once on the phone to one of my bosses and had DH calling me. Switched calls to quickly say I would call DH back and then when I got back onto my boss said "sorry about that lovely" 😭

I call mine peanut too. For reasons too complex to explain my family call me 'the Poultry'...

Occasionally, DH is fuckface.

My mum called me Munchkin up until the day she died 😊

I used to be called 'Piglet' because of my laugh. DH calls me this now as I tend to snort when laughing. 😂

DCs frequently called 'silly sausages'

Pet names no problem.

My mother calls my sibling ‘egg’ and I feel that’s worse than sausage.

Dad called my brother sausage and he called me pigeon.

Others were flower, flowerpot, petal, spadger, and my favourite - chuckle button.

😂

Awww this is brilliant and very cute 😁

We call the two dogs chicken and monkey. I have absolutely no idea why.

Sausage (usually preceded by a 'Shurrup, ya..'), pickle, piccalilli. narna (as in banana)....sometimes nobhead (under my breath, obvs), and every other term known to man that you would hate.

The one you'll really hate is Fig, because it really stuck and ended up being extended into Figgy, Figgle, Figgy Piggy, Figgle Wiggle, the Figatron 5000 and a million other variations that have probably raised your blood pressure considerably.

My apologies.

Oooh yes, Fig-a-la Pig-a-la!

I bet that pushed you right over the edge!