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Do you call your child "sausage"?

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Fragmentedbrain · 24/06/2025 13:45

It's really annoying

No aibu I'm confident iabr

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theunbreakablecleopatrajones · 26/06/2025 10:03

I call many people sausage

Honeybun

Possum

theunbreakablecleopatrajones · 26/06/2025 10:04

Fragmentedbrain · 24/06/2025 13:50

I've never heard chicken before

I don't like chicken so it's complicated to decide

Oh and chicken

Calliopespa · 26/06/2025 10:09

Yes of course.

Should I be calling them “Quinoa” and “Vegan Meat Substitute” or something?

Being a sausage is a rite of passage.

A silly sausage, a clever sausage, a sausigi. … what child doesn’t love being a sausage?

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