Do you call your child "sausage"?

[Fragmentedbrain]

It's really annoying

No aibu I'm confident iabr

I call many people sausage

Honeybun

Possum

Oh and chicken

Yes of course.

Should I be calling them “Quinoa” and “Vegan Meat Substitute” or something?

Being a sausage is a rite of passage.

A silly sausage, a clever sausage, a sausigi. … what child doesn’t love being a sausage?