Do you call your child "sausage"?

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It's really annoying

No aibu I'm confident iabr

Popsie, gorgeous, darlin', sweatpea - he's 14 now and apart from darlin' I get my head in my hands 🤣

haha love it.Mine get sausage or chicken pie

Alright, no need to show off.

Sausage Pie

There was a thread a while ago where a poster objected to a child being nicknamed nut loaf. I like nut loaf. Cute.

Flump, pumpkin, pickle, squiggle, muffin, gorgeous, my little wigglet.... not sausage though. She is a 14 year old grumpy goth now but still has to be called pumpkin on the daily.

If a colleague called me sausage, I’d probably get sacked and more than likely arrested for my response.

Yes he's a sausage. We're vegetarian, so technically he's a veggie sausage.

When his cousins are round they are all sausages.

Have heard chicken a lot, silly sausage but never sausage on its own!

Me too😆

Ye - mine is sometimes sausage, sometimes pickle and sometimes I even remember to call her by her name…

Yabu. I call mine sausage, pickle, muffin and when she's not behaving she's wotsit.

No - but my 5yo niece calls my 80yo dad sausage. It is VERY cute 😍

Rarely. Poppet and Button are my two youngest.

A male HT once called me sausage first thing in the morning seconds after texting to see how his child, who he called sausage, was as she was unwell. It was in front of a full staff room.

It lead to months of meat based nicknames between staff in the school 😂

Sausage
Sausage bots
Sausagetron 3000
Absolute sausages
My perfect little sausages
Sausage and beans

OP I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

I called my boss mum right after texting my mum (and his name starts with an M). So it could have been worse...

I call everyone in my life, and also every animal, sausage. Saus if I actually like them.

Sausage, chicken, chica, sunshine, sweetie, sugar, sugar-plum, chicken pie, flower, petal, honey, hunny-bunny, sweetie-pie, chicken-licken.

To name just a few !

It’s disgusting and veganphobic. I can’t begin to imagine why anyone would call their child after the compressed flesh of murdered dead animal. It’s vile and borderline abusive.

Yeah I think you are. It's a term
of affection. I don't know why though sausage/pumpkin/pickle etc.

one used to say 'I NOT a sausage/pumpkin/pickle' 🤣🤣. Very indignant!!

I tried to look up shnooki ookams, and look what I found… unless you all know this, and I’ve been walking around with a bag on my head and cotton wool in my ears !!

I call our puppy silly sausage and he’s not a Dachshund

Yer think?

Oh com’ on…
… and I’m plant based, and couldn’t take offence at what is meant to be a kind/fun term of endearment.

Like "Sunshine".